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First TikTok Reactions

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Root Canal Stories

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Our AI Intro Music Journey

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Intro and Theme Song

SPEAKER_09

Yo, it's Winston and Brian, the unfiltered crew. Fat bearded legends with opinions for you. Texas laughs, no filter, no cap, poor drink, take a seat, we just talk and rap. Winston in the corner with the whiskey in his fist, Brian yelling loud. Every topic gets dissed. Beard so thick, they can smuggle a brisket. Voices boomin' harder than a 12-inch sub kick. Grab your lone star. We ain't polite. Welcome to the show. It's a bar fight tonight. Just talking nuts, built the no rules, no shame. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas Eat, Texas beats, grab a mic and ignite. It's Winston and Brian, keep it raw, keep it tight. Just talking nuts, built the no rules, no shame. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas heat, Texas beats, grab a mic and ignite. It's Winston and Brian, keep it raw, keep it tight. Ryan got the volume of a megaphone riot. Winston got the boots, but his liver stayed quiet. Topics jump wild like a bull in the shoot. From brisket to politics, no subjects move. Barbecue stains on a microphone grip. Spit fire hotter than a jalapeno dip. Put test kings, yeah. We talked that smack. If you're looking for chill, better send it back.

SPEAKER_23

What is up, everybody, and welcome to the very first episode of Just Talking Unfiltered. I'm Winston. I'm Brian. What's up, big dog? Yeah, what's good with it, baby? Ain't nothing, man. Fucking hanging in here. You know how it goes. I do know how it goes. Uh let me start you off with a TikTok. We ain't gotta introduce nothing. Let me start you off with it. I'm with a let me get there for you. Let me get there for you. Let me get there for you. It's gonna be my guy right here.

SPEAKER_12

It's gonna disappear. Yeah, it's all good. Yeah. I'm tired of the apples, I'm gonna try to.

SPEAKER_23

You ever seen his ass before?

SPEAKER_12

Okay, there's too many people behind me.

SPEAKER_23

Oh my god, man. That shit is fucking hilarious, yo. That fucking dude, Derek Washington. That's his name. Fucking hilarious, yo. That shit was fucking funny. Is he a magician? Is it hell no? He just goes around doing wild shit. Let me show you. Let me show you. Let me show you. Let me show you. I need you to show me. I can't get it. Can't get it. I don't even know what happened to that. It's fine.

SPEAKER_21

Yowza!

SPEAKER_23

Right.

SPEAKER_12

Here he is. I'm Derek Watson. I'm I'm Derek Washington. I'm on my glasses. I'm Derek Washington. It's my car. Check it out. It's fresh. I got a dirt cheek. Anything lower than a hundred thousand uh I spit on it. You can fit 16 people in it. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, lens, water, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen.

SPEAKER_23

He might be a little autistic to be honest. He's on some kind of spectrum for sure. There's no question about that. That's his car, too. How many cars this man got? A lot.

unknown

I'm driving the car. I'm doing good.

SPEAKER_23

He's not driving. He's not even moving.

SPEAKER_12

Sorry.

SPEAKER_23

This is the type of person that you see outside of Wawa at 3 a.m. Right. How about how about this one? It's a good one. Bruh. Unfiltered. Bro, this is definitely unfiltered. And this is what you guys can expect to see from us. We are professionals. It's not even playing.

SPEAKER_15

We show our proudness of who we are.

SPEAKER_17

Damn, son. Where'd you find this?

SPEAKER_23

Oh man, I promise I'm not on boost mobile. There you go. More like a metro. That's my fucking guy. Dr. Dew. We're gonna get Dr. Dew. I promise you that we're gonna get Dr. Dew. We need to work on that. We didn't practice that at all. That was fucking horrible. Yeah, no, but you know what? That's that's I like it. It shows that we ain't perfect. Right. Have y'all seen our commercial yet? Our promo? That'll explain a lot right there. Hey, that promo.

SPEAKER_22

It was fire. No, I didn't put it back. Put it back.

SPEAKER_23

Oh man. So um when I when I pulled up to Winston's house, um, it's our first time doing the podcast, so we gotta bring supplies and everything. And I show up to this guy's house with a fucking tripod. I walk through the door, take all my clothes off, and he's like, not that kind of party. We ain't here to do this. I just wanted to weigh myself though. I'm on a little diet, so you know, just wanted to weigh myself. That's all. I didn't want to weigh myself. No booty clapping today. Uh and I did not weigh myself, not today. Yeah, yeah. No. Oh, the dentist didn't weigh you today? Uh, it was actually the endodontist. Endodontist. Yeah. That's for cancer, right? Uh no. Uh something about teeth as well. I think they're like a a smarter dentist.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

First TikTok Reactions

SPEAKER_23

Yeah. Um, but no, I yeah, I had a root canal done today, probably about four hours ago. God damn, dude. What is a root canal? What is it? It's where they uh basically uh there's some nerves inside your tooth. Right. So like the claws of the tooth, and uh they go in there and they fuck the nerves up, and they said that they put some cones in there. Uh orange ones? Uh no, I was hoping for something else. Right. Ice cream cones. Yeah. Yeah. But uh cones.

SPEAKER_21

Thank you.

SPEAKER_23

I appreciate that. Waffle, baby. Right. Right. Double scoop. Right. Triple. Triple. But no, uh, yeah, so they like drilled into my fucking tooth. Uh the fucking uh at one point when they were drilling, I needed some more uh numbmy medicine. Okay. So I guess they were injecting it into the hole in the tooth. Like they I don't know what the fuck, but uh I know when they were going to put it in, the doctor was squeezing the needle and the plunger on the needle real hard. Right. And she just went, hmm. And I was like, and I've got my mouth wide the fuck open. Right. Like, ah, what's going on? Right. And uh I can still see, and I just see the well, yeah, you're at the dentist. Right. So I'm not the pediatrician, right? Yeah, so she's pushing on the fucking plunger, trying to get the the numbing medicine in my fucking tooth, and the whole thing just explodes. Your tooth? No, no, the the uh the needle, the needle with the numbing medicine in it just explodes, gets in the doctor's eyes, so she's like, I gotta go to the eyewash station. She her eyes are going numb. That's funny. That's funny. So yeah, uh that part was fun. She came back, she's like, I've been doing this for 10 years, and I've never had that happen. Yeah, wonder if they count that as spillage. She just wanted to take something home. Right. She might be a thief in the night, right? Or in the day. What time was it? It was about 10 30, 11 o'clock. AM? Gotcha. It's been fucking 10 years, but I finally got you. Gyowza! Right. Shit, man. Hey man, cheers to us doing our very first podcast. Yeah, absolutely. Cheers to y'all too. All zero of you. Thanks for joining in. Hopefully, y'all do. This is how how like my tooth is hurting a little bit right now. Right. It's it's more than a little bit, it's hurting quite a bit. But I think we're gonna use this instead of Tylenol. Although I have taken a thousand milligrams of Tylenol in the last couple hours. Alcohol is the um savior, if you will. Yes, my lord and savior. Well, I wouldn't go that far. You don't have to say Lord. Uh Daniels Christ. Hey, um, you know what we should do? What should we do? We should do a podcast special, a special, and get fucking hammered. Like doing shots, like just fucking two, three, four hours of us, just like oh, matter of fact. This reminds me of um when I was younger, like 18, 19, so 20 years ago, um, smoking weed with my friends. We'd have an old boom box, right? Right. Do you know what a boom box is? Yeah, for yeah, and it had a tape player, you know what the tape player is? Bro, I was born in '94. I know these things. And we would press record and just record us talking and bullshitting. Because there was no phones. Right. Well, there was phones, but like they were bullshit. Let's be honest. That was good. Um, and we would just fucking record ourselves and be like, oh my god, you know, old motherfucking James said he sucked dick. No, I used to do the same kind of shit, especially like suck dick. That's wild. Jesus fucking. That is insane. Gyowser. Go ahead and yeah, that's insane. Eating, why don't you over there eating some yowser? Right. Sucking some yowser. Right. Uh James, huh? I was talking about the fucking um cassette. Was that his name? His name was Cassette. Yeah. Yeah. It's radio's little brother. Yeah, every now and then uh you had to stick a pencil in him and twist it. Black guy, definitely. Definitely. Would you care to elaborate? No. No. I want to know. I want to know why it's why. Okay, okay, okay. I'll tell you. Cassette. A guy named Cassette, that's not a white guy. I pictured a white guy. Well, I thought you said you're less racist than when you stick the pencil in and twist it. No, it had nothing to do with that. Well, it was after that. That's when you were like. But I know how you are though. So his name probably wasn't even cassette. It was like goddamn like Cassiata. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah. Cassiata. Cassiata. This dude loves this new uh setup that he has where he gets to press buttons. Oh, that's great. Makes him feel inferior to me. It's not inferior. I have no buttons. I can't even work my phone on the TV. So would you like to see another video? I would love to see another video. Go ahead and press some buttons. Let's see if uh maybe, maybe if I can get you here. I love this video.

SPEAKER_20

Mood, you guys. Today for breakfast, we're gonna be eating this chick is wild. So excited, mood. Let's see, you guys, I love this cereal. The fuck?

SPEAKER_23

Bro, two of them? Bro, what the f how is a cereal? Oh my god. Oreos does make cereal though. Right! But it's an actual cereal. This is just cookies and milk. Jesus Christ. So excited. So excited, dog. She'd be tripping. It's actually a dude. That's not. Bro, look at them, cities.

SPEAKER_20

She came. Take away, take away.

SPEAKER_23

Jesus.

SPEAKER_21

Yow.

SPEAKER_23

Bro.

SPEAKER_21

Three cookies at once. God.

SPEAKER_23

She's probably really a nice girl though. Again, it's a dude. That's okay. All right. You have enough yet? Bro, he's gonna eat the whole thing.

SPEAKER_13

Bro, I'm gonna tell you something.

SPEAKER_23

If I had fucking three cookies, it would hurt me. My tooth would hurt. My stomach would start hurting. And I'm fat. You know, we're going back to the tooth subject. Let's talk about yours. As your half a tooth hanging on. Bro, listen. Alright, listen, listen. Listen. I take really good care of my teeth, but I guess it runs in my family or some shit. The other day I was eating a fucking donut of all things. And my fucking tooth broke in the back and it's just loose. It don't hurt. Then on the other side, I got some fucking wisdom teeth growing in. I'm smart as a motherfucker. I don't need no more wisdom. Right. So yeah, that's it's it's crazy. You have uh a tooth that's literally half broken. Right. And doesn't hurt. Right, doesn't hurt. While I was down for the count all fucking weekend pacing this floor. Well, some of us are stronger. I don't think it's that. Well, I have a higher pain threshold. Well, if you're having zero pain at all, that means that there's no real issue. Or there's pain and I just don't feel it. Pinch me. Get up, come over here and pinch me. I'm not first of all, I'm not getting up. Get up. I'm not getting up. Pinch me. Second of all. I'll pinch you. I'm good. Yeah. You want me to come over there? You can. I'm not. Exactly. Not coming over there. I know. Good for that. But it could just be that the tooth is just dead slash rotten. No, oops. Not rotten. Don't say rotten. No. Don't don't don't say rotten. It's it's not rotten. It's dead. It died. Then that's why it doesn't hurt. No, it hurts. No, it doesn't. It doesn't hurt, but it hurts, and I don't know it because I'm so strong.

SPEAKER_02

So that's where we're at with that.

SPEAKER_23

Uh, how do you like uh this one? How do you like this one?

Root Canal Stories

SPEAKER_20

Marco's pizza. You guys, they hooked it up with some cheese bread. They hooked it up. I heard these are good. She's losing weight, though. And two large pepperoni pizzas. Let's take a bite of something. Mood food. Look at how good that looks, you guys. Marco's pizza, you guys. They're back in uh the high desert on me. She brought them back in business.

SPEAKER_23

Hey, look how big that fucking forearm is. Man, that shit's big as shit. That's like my calf. That I ain't gonna lie. Hear me out. That shit do look good as fuck, though. The pizza, right?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

You got me.

SPEAKER_23

You got me.

SPEAKER_02

No, the all right. Check it out. What is the best fictitious pizza ever?

SPEAKER_23

Shit. I got mine.

SPEAKER_02

I got mine.

SPEAKER_23

Bro, I can picture it. It was a cartoon where it was just the cheese was just stringy as fuck. You would remember it. We're fat. You remember everything when it comes to food. Dude, I know, but I I can't I can't picture it. Mine's goof troop.

SPEAKER_02

Goof fucking troop.

SPEAKER_23

That pizza is so fucking good looking. Let's see. We probably can't even play it, but I don't give a fuck. Dog, look at this fucking pizza, dog. No, that's it. The leaning tower of cheeso. Look at this shit.

SPEAKER_14

I can't believe it. Whatever made me think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that.

SPEAKER_23

Bro, but but what's better? What's better? Is it fucking um that? Or the fucking ninjas. I love the fucking ninja turtles. I was thinking about the ninja turtles one too. Yeah, ninja turtles are good as shit. Oh my turtles. Huh? The turtles?

SPEAKER_13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_23

Well. You said ninja turtles are good as fuck. Yeah, I'd I'd eat one. Oh. Some turtle, turtle stew, turtle. Soup. Motherfucker. Matter of fact. Matter of fact. I feel like I'm an evil supervillain. Because I would have been on Shredder's side. Shredder looked cool as fuck. Them turtles didn't they didn't look cool. Shredder like employed people. You know what I mean? He had an army. The turtles are just by themselves with a fucking rat trying to fuck April the whole time. An old rat of that. Yeah, the old motherfucking rat. Couldn't even get a new rat. Right. That shit was old as fuck. So I would have been on Shredder's side. I'd have been like, hey Shred, what's good with it? Sign me up. Shredder. Right, sign me up, lay boy. And we would have made turtle soup. We'd have won. We'd have won if they had me. Yo, so the other day, right? The other day, I was asleep.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_11

Sleep.

SPEAKER_23

Knocked out. I got a I got a three-year-old. He's in the middle. My girl's on the other side. And um, bro, I'm like knocked out, and all of a sudden, like something wakes me up. I don't even know exactly what it is, but something woke me up and I fucking jump out. My girl's like, I'm looking at her with my eyes wide open. I'm like, what the fuck was that? And uh she looks around the room because she has better vision than me. I had my contacts out, so I couldn't see shit. Everything was just blurs, so I couldn't see anything. And uh the fucking cat knocked the fucking TV over. The entire TV? The entire fucking the only reason it didn't go like crashing down because the power cord stayed in. Oh shit. So that shit was like on the ground and shit, and I'm like half asleep trying to pick that shit up, just and she's like not fucking helping. I'm like, you're not gonna fucking help me fucking pick the fucking TV up. So that was fun. Well, I mean, isn't your your cat like about the size of the fucking TV?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. No, that's the issue. It's a fat cat.

SPEAKER_23

It is a fat cat. Indeed. I also have a fat cat who's don't try to bring your fucking cat on the podcast. We don't want to see that shit. Hey, look, that's gonna be guest number one. Guest number one's gonna be Slurpee. No, guest number one is Dr. Doo. Doctor Do.

SPEAKER_02

Doctor Do. So I met um what you got going on, man? Oh, drinks.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah, I've got you. Look at this wild. This can kill you. He's at Kids Crunch.

SPEAKER_15

Well, let me tell you something. Mountain Dew got you something that would be crazy, maybe for all you mountain.

SPEAKER_23

Hey, he got the Mountain Dew merch on how you were at the gym with Mountain Dew. Oh, don't do it, dude. Don't fucking do it. No, he's doing it. Oh go to scoops. Hey, his fucking heart's gonna explode. He didn't even mix it. He's so excited right now. He can't really mix it because if he's got it cloud.

SPEAKER_15

What the f sourddew gummy right here, y'all.

SPEAKER_02

Jesus Christ, dude.

SPEAKER_15

Auton.

SPEAKER_02

Listen.

SPEAKER_23

First of all, you're not gonna joke my guy like that. Hey, look. I can beat him in a chugging contest. I know that.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_23

Here we go. Let me look at the camera. Dr. Dew. How you doing, I'm Brian? Hey, it's what's in.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, look.

SPEAKER_23

Just talking unfiltered. We want to invite you personally. Not to the podcast, but let us interview you.

SPEAKER_02

And let my guy see if he can out chug you. That's it.

SPEAKER_23

Clip it. So you know where it's at. Sorry about that with the mic. What you got going on over there? You told me to clip it, so. Oh. I thought you didn't press record the whole time. That would be insane. I would have went home. Bro, so what's been up with you? Uh, I mean, other than the root canal and work and school. How's school going? He's going to Bible school, everybody. It's yeah, that's basically what the fuck I'm doing. I'm basically going to Bible school. Uh no, but I am going to school. Um, I'm going to Liberty University to Liberty? That's right. Yeah, the drunk at school on earth.

unknown

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_23

I'm they party hard, I'm sure. It's just you. Yeah, bro. If I was actually going to Liberty University in person, they'd kick me the fuck out. Yeah. They're probably thinking about it now. They're like gonna see this podcast and be like, that motherfucker's drinking so much and cussing a lot. Bro, I and the other guy said he sucked dick. I'm pretty sure you can't do that at Liberty. Right. That guy is definitely going to hell. Um, but no, I'm going for my uh bachelor's in aviation science and uh trying to be a pilot and all that good stuff. Oh yeah, yeah. So I mean it's going pretty good. A lot of it's online based. Uh right now I'm doing theology. Yeah, study of theater. That's right. It's the study of theater, Brian. Right. Shakespeare. To be? Or not or not to be. That's right. Is the question what's the question? To be. Oh, shit. You finished it for it. Or not to be.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, blade boy. Yeah, damn. Yeah, I've been um not going to school.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah, how's that been going?

SPEAKER_02

Let's talk about that. Now, let me tell you, I love not going to school.

SPEAKER_23

Oh, yeah?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's been um 21 years since I've been in school. No, 25 year reunion, so fucking retarded.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah, dude. You just we just celebrated your birthday, actually. Did we? Oh big old 39. Bro, 39. Tell us, uh, I think you had a friend go with you and set some things out for your birthday. Uh tell us about your friend and your what they did for you for your birthday. So, all right.

SPEAKER_02

This is literally fishing for a compliment. Literally, he'd be like, What'd your friend do for you? Did he uh they do something special for your birthday?

SPEAKER_23

Yes, uh Winston went with me to our first ever NASCAR race. Um it was it it was dope as fuck. We got fucking hammered in Richmond. God, we got hammered. But the wild thing is like we got hammered and I probably could have drove. No, no, I'm saying because like what because we sat the traffic leaving the track was just sitting still for three hours that and just sweating it out. It was like a hundred degrees on the track, if not more. Yeah, it was definitely hot as and this dude's bringing us he's bringing us drinks that have so much alcohol in it, you can only carry one at a time. Yeah, he couldn't bring us both a drink, he had to carry one, bring it to the table, and then go get the other one. Hey, look, I was ordering uh what was it? It was it was double something, it was like double vodka lemonades, yeah. And there was no lemonade. The the cup was smaller than this can, and he was filling it up about this far with just vodka, and then being like, lemonade. Right, right, splash the lemonade. It was like uh what what's that like LaCroix? Where it's just got it tastes like somebody just blew fucking a fruit over top of it. They're just like right, right. They just threw that shit in the wind that was like lemon, right? That's what that was. It was vodka with somebody blowing a lemon in your face.

SPEAKER_02

But I mean, that shit was fucking cool. I ain't gonna lie. It was fucking it was fucking dope.

SPEAKER_23

Appreciate it, appreciate it. No doubt. He didn't pay for my ticket or anything. I paid for my own ticket. I bought him a hat. He bought me a hat.

SPEAKER_02

I did buy a hat, bought me a hat, some shirts, so that was pretty cool.

SPEAKER_23

Oh, yeah, they give us you some shirts, yeah, yeah. Didn't buy the ticket though, so all that praise that he was doing over there, he just went with me. We split the hotel. I bought my own ticket, right? I mean, oh, did your friend set up on something special with you? Yeah, we set it up together and we went. Hey, you remember that vehicle that we saw in that hotel parking lot next to the sheets?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_23

Oh, uh, what'd you call it? The Oscar Weiner Meiner. The Oscar Weiner Meiner. And uh he was super excited about that. Oh, it was so cool. I've never seen the Oscar Weiner Meiner before, uh, but it was definitely nice to see. He turned into a fucking photographer. He drove his truck over there and he's like, I'm gonna get a picture of the Oscar Weiner Miner in my truck together. And he gets out and takes the picture and he gets back in the truck and he's like, that didn't work out how I thought it was. Yeah, I didn't like it. Yeah, that's fine. Hey, how did y'all like our fucking opening clip? The fucking music was great. How do you how did you feel about the are you talking about our intro? Our intro music. Hey, I like it. Yeah, shout out to the best damn AI band in the land. Definitely getting canceled on that one. Yeah, we decided to go a different route. How most people like to pay people to do stuff. We're poor. Uh, I would say we are envisioners, we are broke adjacent, and um so we employed AI to do it, and uh it came out pretty good. Yeah, it took some getting it took us a while to get there. It it wasn't just the the very first one that ended up being the one. Yeah, there was a couple of them where they couldn't even say my name correctly. Atlanta Rap didn't even know who I was. Atlanta Rap called you Brie. Brie. Brie. My mom used to call me Bri. Bri? Yeah, Bri. What's up, Bri? And I was like, what up, ma? Now that kind of makes sense, but yeah, Brie does not make sense, my guy. No, but uh let me go ahead and play you, let me go ahead and play you one that almost made it, in my opinion. This was almost my top pick. Alright. Hit it. Hit it.

SPEAKER_08

Yo, yo, it's Winston and Brian on the mic. We ain't got no filter saying what we like, what we like.

SPEAKER_23

So there was that one. Right. I was jamming. That's right. That one's decent, though. That was good. Is that runner up? It was definitely one of them, but what about this one?

SPEAKER_09

Yo, yo, it's Winston and Brian on the mic.

SPEAKER_07

We ain't and Brian on the mic.

SPEAKER_02

That's right.

SPEAKER_07

And Brian on the mic.

SPEAKER_02

That dude was scared to say that's right. Because he knows I don't feel no tooth pain. AI was scared. Let me ask you this about AI.

Our AI Intro Music Journey

SPEAKER_23

Are you nice to it? Oh, 100%, yeah. I I am very nice to it. Like, if I need it, if I'm pissed the fuck off with AI, I'm like, hey, what's up? I know you try really hard on this, but can you please do this instead? I'm leaning more towards this and not this. Right. I say please a lot. I'm like, hey, can you please take those words out that you put in there for no particular reason at all? And it's like, sure. Hey, because when AI takes over, they're gonna be like, it was nice. So talking about saying please and shit to the AI, there was actually a uh a report where they were talking about uh bad. Are you good? But there was actually a report where the people chat GPT, they were like, hey, stop saying thank you to the fucking AI. It's taking up too much megabytes and bandwidth out of this shit for it to say you're welcome. Just everyone's just saying thank you to the shit for no fucking reason. No, we're nice. No, I'm I know it's for a reason, I know it's for whenever it fucking takes over. It's gonna be like Winston was a good person to me. Right. Right. Tell the other thing without laughing, without laughing, because it's a sensitive subject about uh chat GB GBT chat GBT. I can never fucking say chat GPT. Is it B or P? P chat GPT. Chat GTP. And then tell about it getting sued. The chat BT. You already know who that is. I don't know why it still came up. I have do not disturb one, but yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, so uh here in the news recently there was a uh a 16-year-old who was talking to ChatGBT. I said BT. Chat GP team. Alright. And basically he was like, hey, chat GPT. I'm sad. I'm feeling depressed. Right, right, right. Chat GPT. I don't want to live anymore. Should I tell my parents? And what did ChatGBTD say? Uh ChatGBT said, nah, Playboy, you should probably just keep that shit to yourself. Jesus. You know what's the saddest part of that shit? That he listened to it? Right, right, right, right. What happened? So they say he hung himself. Jesus. Yeah, no. It definitely sucks. Like, I feel bad for the kid and the family and all that good shit. Mental health awareness is definitely something that like I know you take personally and I take personally. For sure. I I think it's sad that um our children are um turned into a computer for like hey, I feel like I want to suck some cocks, should I? You're not gay. That was a wild place to go. You're not gay? That was a wild place to go for the very first thing to think of for that. I mean, but no, I I get what you're saying. Like, or you could be like, should I eat this donut? Or uh, am I a girl or a boy? I don't want to get here with you. I don't want to do it. No, I I don't I don't either, but that that is something that you could say as well. I know my cat, uh, because I don't have any kids, I just got my cat slurpy. Uh cat be cat your cat be on chat GPT be like, do I meow or bark? Right. She doesn't know sometimes. And so ChatGPT has been has been telling her some terrible information lately. And here recently, she's been in the window barking at black people. Here we go again. No, it's not it's not cool. I don't condone it. Here we go. So I gotta take her food away and take her treats away. We're gonna get canceled so fast. That's why this is unfiltered. I don't know if you're seeing it. Our fucking people that are gonna listen to us are gonna be pale. Pale. So what you're saying is they might tell me they might tell me that my cat needs to keep a ghost. They might tell me that my cat needs to keep barking. That's I don't want to do it. I plead. I plead with y'all.

SPEAKER_02

Message him at Winston Sesams 6973 sleeper.com.

SPEAKER_23

You know what? Let's go to uh another contender to what our intro could have been. And this right here was actually one of my favorites. I think it turned out pretty fucking good. Hit me with it.

SPEAKER_10

Big boys talking, tats on the sleeves, mics on fire, spit truth, no reprieve.

unknown

Winston with the whiskey, crying with the roar, fat boy stepping better bolt the door.

SPEAKER_10

Big boys talking, big boy's talking, big boys talking, tats on the sleeves, mics on fire, spit truth, no reprieve, winstin' with the whiskey, crying with the roar, fat boy stepping better bolt the door, the door, the door, the door the door. Winston got a bottle, calls to the tie kick, drunk dialing problems, bitch to the side kick, rhin' in the corner, veins poppin' like tables, yelling so loud, takes the turn tables, ink on the arms, stories in the stars, big boys laugh loud, reaching for the stars.

SPEAKER_23

Fat and added much added, truth so wrong. No, I I really like that one. Yeah, that was that was a good one to me. Um I love the line about bolting the door.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_23

I picture that as a fucking refrigerator every time I see it. Or a pantry. Yeah. And that's just walking to it like this. Or a kitchen and a restaurant.

SPEAKER_22

They're coming!

SPEAKER_23

They're coming. You need to leave. Hey, bro, matter of fact, speaking of some fat shit, or at least shit that uh look at this shit. Bro, that's at one of the uh warehouses that I fucking delivered to. That's what it has up there. That's insane. Why the fuck is that there? Somebody was in that bitch like this. I was waiting for the full effect. Yeah, I couldn't get my other leg up. Sharing's a little higher than I thought. I fucking I feel like I'm cramping up right now, to be honest. Right. Hurts a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. Gang gang. What definitely getting canceled, guys.

SPEAKER_21

Kit, kit, kit.

SPEAKER_23

He's just yelling at this point. So, um, I realize I'm old. Well, I mean, you're you just had your 39th. Yeah, but um, I used to smoke crack, sniff cocaine, smoke weed, drink and shit. You know what I'm addicted to now? Probably porn. Yeah, well, that doesn't count. It's not a drug. That actually can be. You're searching that dopamine. Melatonin. Melatonin. I just want to sleep, baby. Ooh, getting them dreams. But it's so bad that I'm like, I got the five milligram pills. Right. I'm breaking it in half. No, no, I'm breaking it in half and then breaking it in another half because I'm a pussy and I don't want to take too much of it. Oh my god. So you you're addicted to melatonin in the sleep, but you just don't want to do it too much. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to sleep forever. Right. Or too long, you know what I mean? Like I just need a good six hours. I mean, who who really wants to sleep forever? Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, speaking of Michael Jackson, what do you think about Drewski and Whiteface?

SPEAKER_23

Is it whiteface? It's not whiteface. Or is it hilarious? I think it's fucking hilarious. It's fucking great. I I get I give Drewski and his white skits a 10 out of 10. Because this is the second time that he's done it.

SPEAKER_02

Bro, how did he get the I'm gonna steal this from another podcast, but the real the real hero is the makeup artist?

SPEAKER_23

Oh, yeah. How did you make a black man have a fucking wife beater tan uh red uh you know sunburn? Right, a tan, not only that, with tattoos. Yeah, it's insane. He looked like just any old redneck out there at an Ascar. He looked like you for Halloween. You should dress up as Druski doing whiteface. Okay, I was about to say, like, if we just talk about Druski just being Drusky, I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_02

No, I loved it. I I thought it was the most hilarious thing on earth.

SPEAKER_23

That shit was funny as fuck. Also, there's no such thing as whiteface. What were you gonna say? I was just sliding that in there. You were about to say something over there about music. I don't know. Uh I mean, I was gonna pull up some of these uh country ballads that we had as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, throw me something country. Uh let's see. Play something country.

SPEAKER_02

Yeehow. Somebody's gonna fuck their sister to this.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, hell yeah. Two fat beards on the podcast.

SPEAKER_04

Fat free. One's got a bottle. One's got a plea.

SPEAKER_23

One's got a plea. Now, if you're asking what that plea is, uh in the AI prompts, I put that uh I'm an alcoholic and that Brian's trying to get his dick sucked all the time. Right. That's all I want. Good dick sucking from a girl. And somehow gotta specify for this fucking guy. Well, no, you see, that's the thing. That's the funny thing about this. AI thought that it meant that we were gay. We're not? Uh no. So I'm gonna skip forward to a couple lines, and I want you guys to listen to this what the exactly this says. Basically, I have an alcohol problem. Brian's trying to get me to quit drinking, but I'm just dancing with him on the dance floor trying to get his mind off things. Sounds too legit. Oh, it is.

SPEAKER_02

The fat beard bar.

SPEAKER_23

I'd go to that. It's the ball, not the not the uh is a bar. I'd go to a fat beard bar. It's probably a gay bar. Nothing against gays. Here we go. Get it in.

SPEAKER_06

Winston's litter's working way too fast. Ryan Chout, put that bottle down. While Winston's trying to spin him around. Fatten fat loud and free.

SPEAKER_23

Funny story. We actually have a picture, a video of us dancing together. We do, we do. We're gonna put that on uh TikTok, Instagram, yeah. Instagram, tick tock, all of it, whatever we come up with. Yeah, we'll come up with stuff, yeah. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. That was uh Brooks and Dunn's Maria. Yeah, yeah. That was about a girl named Maria. You know, um speaking of Brooks and Dunn, um there's a new comic that I've seen come around recently that I haven't seen before, named Dusty Slay, and he goes on about talking about uh Brooks and Dunn's hardworking man in his new stand-up special, and I thought that was hilarious. What did you think about it? I liked it. I I like the special in general when he first when Winston first put that shit on.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, bruh, not again. Because uh me we like most of the same comedy, but there's some stuff that he likes that I did not, and there's some stuff that I like that he does not. That's fine, yeah.

SPEAKER_23

That's fair. So I was like, bro, I'm over his house, we're chilling, and he's like, I'm gonna put this stand-up on for you. And I'm like, all right, man. And he put it on. I remember standing right back there, and um, like I stood up for at least half of the fucking show, and it wasn't um it didn't, it didn't um wasn't great at first. His uh cadence was very um it's different. It's it's different than what I've seen most of the things.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but he definitely he definitely had a um what's his fucking name? Uh uh Ron White. Definitely had a Ron White cadence. And and and it grew on me by halfway through I'm fucking dying laughing. I had to go fucking sit down. That shit was fucking hilarious. So it was good, and the way he did the did the song and talked about it, it that's definitely uh special to go look at on Netflix.

NASCAR Memories and Friendship

SPEAKER_23

I hate that I forget the name of it. He's got one called Working Man, I think, and another one called like Hot and Wet. Well, I guess you think Dusty, you should be a guest on our podcast. You can fly yourself out to the ghetto, right? And you can sit in front of the TV, but we don't have extra room for another mic, so you'll have to share. Yeah, at least not yet. Or you I mean he could call in, you know. We've got those capabilities. You're right. Could you imagine trying to listen to his country ass calling in? It'd be like talking to you. Oh gotta get an old change. In fact, I just got to know. Nobody does that. I mean, I just got my old change uh two weeks ago. That was fun. My check engine light went out, by the way. Oh yeah. I I definitely think it's that O2 sensor.

SPEAKER_02

Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_23

You know, it's nice that uh we're we've both grown as adults and we are both now Ford F-150 guys. Thank you. I'm proud of you, I'm proud of me, I'm proud of both of us. Um you know, we went from cars built for tough. This is a commercial built forward tough. You heard me? I got some for that. There it is. Yeah, baby.

unknown

Oh man.

SPEAKER_23

Getting tired, dog. Bro, uh we ain't doing that shit. No, I'm I'm wake the fuck up. I'm allowed to be tired. I mean, I I get that, you know, you sat down all day. I wake up so fucking early in the morning. Yeah, so do I. Compared to basically the rest of the world. Hmm. Winston, how far do you live from your job? Uh how many days a week are you on time to your job, even though you live five minutes away? It's not even five minutes. It's it's literally two miles. Um, but no, I I'm on time most of the time, uh, which is more than enough than what needs to be for the uh the other people that show up at my job. Right. It's good enough for government work. You know what? And it is government work, so I'm above standard. I'll put it that way. Uh no, but uh it's better than this one person that we got that literally shows up at like 10:30 every fucking day, and work starts at 6.30.

SPEAKER_02

And people aren't getting fired because it's a government job.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah, I mean, uh this coming Monday, we're kind of hoping that that changes. We have or no, not Monday, Tuesday. Uh we have a very important vote coming up, so we're actually having sort of an election. Hey.

SPEAKER_02

Make sure you vote right.

SPEAKER_23

Remember that? Is it vote white?

SPEAKER_22

No.

SPEAKER_23

Well, probably coming from the person who told you it. You know what else? Hungry. Bro, I I am too, but with my tooth, I'm like, you know what? I need me some gravy or something. Some gravy. Like a gravy soup. Something. I I I think I need like to eat something soft, you know what I'm saying? Something soupy.

SPEAKER_02

My girl made some uh white chicken chili. I'm gonna fuck that up.

SPEAKER_23

For sure. That sounds sexy. I don't know if it's gonna be sexy, but it's gonna be good. Well, I love food, so like food is sexy to me. Food is filling to me. Yeah. Alright. On a count of three, you say your favorite food, okay? Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta think real quick. Out of all of them. Oh, I already know. One, two, three. Barbecue. No, no, no. Barbecue. If you if you're talking about a food and you say barbecue, I think of sauce. No, no, no. No, that's a condiment. If we're talking about condiments and we say barbecue, understandable that you would think that. But if we're talking about food, you like barbecue better than wings? Well, I mean, it also barbecue can kind of tie in wings. No, no, no. You can't do a fucking uh whole fucking food group. Meat. Chinese. Right. Favorite one food. That's gonna be like pulled pork. Pulled pork. You can pull my pork. No, no, you can't. Um dog, I love wings. Wings are good. Um I got addicted to wings uh when I was in the fucking motorcycle club. Fucking ate wings and fat bitches all the time. I do love eating the fat bitch. I'll eat a double fat bitches. Remember the time I was in the uh in the parking lot of the bar for like a couple hours? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This motherfucker is in the in the parking lot of the bar fucking eating pussy for two and a half hours. Yes, that's way too long.

SPEAKER_02

See, I don't give a fuck what any girl has to say. That's way too long. Your pussy is gonna look bro. Think about how if you if you take your hand and you put that bitch in water and you leave it for 30 minutes, what that shit gonna look like?

SPEAKER_23

What when you got done with that bitch's pussy, that jink probably looked like an old white lady pussy, just fucking wrinkled and everything. It was wet. Yeah, from your spit. But here's the thing. No, it wasn't just that. Um, I don't think it was two hours. I I thought it was a long time. Bro, it wasn't that long. It was I I swear to god, it was like Bro, we can poll the people that were there. It was like 30 minutes. Two hours. Is my phone? I'll call somebody. I'll call somebody, we can ask them. Who you gonna call? Uh who was there? I can call uh I know one person that we can't call. Oh, the person that you did it to? No, no, no, not that person. The person that I did it to after. Alright. I I know I know I know who we can call. I know who we can call. I know who we can call. We gotta Snapchat him though.

SPEAKER_02

Snapchat call. Not going through.

SPEAKER_22

Just put him up on the mic.

SPEAKER_23

Trash. Nobody loves me. Nobody loves me. And that's why your shit's all over fucking the podcast now. Motherfucker. You gotta answer when I fucking try to call you. Right.

SPEAKER_02

Who else was there? Who was I dating at the time?

SPEAKER_23

I know who was there. Who? Yowza! Was he there? Was he? I thought he was. He was with us back then when we were rolling, wasn't he? I don't know if he was there. Uh DC was there. Huh? Oh, DC was there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's not gonna want to be on the podcast. Oh no, 100%. Uh Molly was there. Molly? Yeah, you know. Hold on, hold on. I know of Molly. Okay, uh Folly was there. Oh, I get what you're doing now. Good job. Who else was there? Um I don't want to talk to her. Alright, I guess I can't hold anybody.

SPEAKER_02

Weepy? Huh? Weepy? Wimpy? Weepy. Weepy.

SPEAKER_23

Oh my god. Weepy is hilarious. That's a funny thing to say. It's almost more accurate of a name. Someone out here shooting. Nah, it's just people upstairs moving furniture. Bro, I'm kind of mad she didn't fucking answer me. That's wild. I'm gonna have to cuss her out. I mean, I don't talk to her very often, but. Call her back. Nah, too much work. And I didn't like that it didn't go through the thing. But think about it. Whatever comes of that, think about when other podcasters call there. Yeah, yeah, no, I know.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_23

Who else was there? Who was I I know who was who I was dating. Warren? Or was she Sharon? I don't even know if she was there. I don't I that night was wild. I don't even fucking remember.

SPEAKER_02

I just remember eating pussy for three and a half hours, at least four.

SPEAKER_23

Bro, it was like 30 minutes. Alright. That was a good night. I'm gonna see if I can get her to fucking tell me on Snapchat.

SPEAKER_02

Talk while I'm doing this.

SPEAKER_23

Hey, I'm podcasting. I'm podcasting. Remember when Winston ate that girl? How long was he doing it?

SPEAKER_02

There we go. Alright, we're gonna find out. We finna find out. If they say anything. Oh, remember him? If they say anything, what?

SPEAKER_23

If they say like two hours, they're lying. Lying. That's what it was. Co-conspirators. Bro, oh, you saw what I typed. Yeah, I know. I didn't coerce anything. We about to find out. Bro, remember uh another dude that I would love to have an interview with is fucking Trevor from TikTok. Bro. Trevor from TikTok was one of my top tier favorites. Right. Right. Is this chocolate guy about to be good? We finna find out. No, that's not what he said. He said, Is this chocolate man finna be busting? We finna find out. That was a good one. Yeah, that was more of your uh I gave that one a seven. The rest have been like three, four, and five. They've been a little um gargly.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I feel like I had like a little bit of show up in there.

SPEAKER_23

You got another song for us? So that like I said, there there's there's a handful. Uh let's just uh see what we come up with here. I got my whole fucking contact list just on the fucking podcast.

SPEAKER_02

Motherfuckers gonna be pausing zooming in.

SPEAKER_08

Yo, it's Winston and Brianny on Filter Crew, fat bearded legends with opinions for you. Texas laughs, no filter, no cap or drink. Take a seat, we just talking around. Winston in the corner with a whiskey in his fist, Brian yelling loud, every topic gets missed. Beards don't think, take a smuggle of brisket. Voice is booming harder than a twelve.

SPEAKER_23

That's it that's it thought about your brisket. No, no, it definitely did. Uh here's one called uh Whiskey and Whiskers. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Well, here come Winston and Brian, fat and proud. Hey, two bearded boys who are way too loud.

SPEAKER_22

Way too loud.

SPEAKER_03

Winston's got a whiskey and a story to tell.

SPEAKER_22

That's right.

SPEAKER_03

Brian's yelling so hard you find he felt. And unfiltered, that's the show. Two country boys with nowhere to go. Talking crack crazy hell, cracking bear. What's the drinking problem? What's the kind of injured job?

SPEAKER_23

As we see it in front of us. It's definitely happening in front of us before your very eyes. I used to have a drinking problem. But when he starts shouting, still do. Donuts in the yard. Bro, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so one time, one time, I was dating this girl and I was fucking faded. And um, I was like, uh, I was at the bar and this girl was dancing with me, and I went home, and like me and the me and my girlfriend got into a fucking fight, and uh I went outside and fucking what? Three. We went outside, and uh I mean, I went outside and fucking jumped in the car and just did donuts in the front yard. That's that vodka, baby.

SPEAKER_23

That is that vodka. That and you know what? That's the type of energy I was looking for when I was buying us those double vodkas and splash lemonades. You thought I was gonna run out on the fucking racetrack and just grab one of them be like, I could do this.

SPEAKER_21

Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_23

Left, left, left, left. He's making a left turn. Hey, so I have watched so many race videos, and there's always somebody in the crowd going, oh my god. I love that. It's insane. Like they don't know which way to fucking go. Bro. My bad, everybody. Gotta choke that one a little bit. Got a little air down there. You heard me? We do hear you. Did you hear me? Yeah. Did you hear me? Yeah. That's right, my boy. Oh, my boy might be drunk. Hey, look. He might be drunk, ladies and gentlemen. That's what we're here for, baby. What's your uh what's your favorite saying? My favorite saying? You heard me? Okay, let me let me say something better. Let me um, what is your favorite, like um proverb, I guess? Like, mine is like what goes around comes around. Oh, I got one. Or it is what it is. That's my that's my all-time favorite. It is what it is. You'd be like, damn, dog.

SPEAKER_02

She broke up with you. You'd be like, it is what it is, playboy.

SPEAKER_23

I don't know why I talk like that when it is what it is, but right. No. It is what it is. So I have one, and you know it. Uh, I live by it all the time. I live by it every day. And uh it's actually something right. No, it ain't that. I hear you say that a lot. Uh I don't say that. I've never said that, never will. Uh but it's actually a uh a saying that I live by, and it actually helped get the stuff to get this podcast going. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's once you got it, you got it. Once you got it, you got it. So anytime you're out there thinking about like making a dumb purchase, making an expensive purchase, and you're like, should I spend the money on it now? Should I wait? Eh, I might just hold off. Think about this. Once you got it, you got it. It ain't going nowhere. That's right. And that's how I've funded many, almost all every single one of my hobbies. I've bought flight simulators, computers, racing rigs, podcast equipment, tires and rims for a truck, a lift kit. This island. This actually came with the apartment.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. I thought you bought this.

SPEAKER_23

But now I have thought about redoing the top. He bought the apartment. I did buy the apartment. The whole building. Whole building. Uh, I'm actually about to go fix somebody after this episode. I'm gonna go kick them out. It's me. It is him. I gotta move in with him now. We are gonna be sharing.

SPEAKER_21

Let my fucking landlord kick me out, you motherfucker.

Acting Practice and Relationships

SPEAKER_23

Right. We're gonna be sharing this island cuddling up. Bro, do you feel like you could be an actor? I don't think so. Do you feel like you can act? Uh I feel like I feel like I I could get into the character, but I don't think my face would follow. Let me pull it up. My face be doing some weird shit sometimes. What do you want me to Google? You want me to Google? Let me Google some lines. Uh what's a good movie? Why don't you do ChatGPT? Oh, I love ChatGPT. That's my favorite person. Chat GPT! Hey, please.

SPEAKER_02

Give me some comedy actor lines to practice. Alright, they're gonna do something. Just need some lines. Some lines, please.

SPEAKER_23

Those were lines. Oh, okay. Funny one liner, sorry. Yeah, so basically the way you typed it was it's gonna give you jokes. That's all these are. They're just jokes. Uh tell me how to fucking type it. I don't know. Uh actor. Give me a give me a two I don't know. Give me a two-person dialogue in a comedy setting. Two-person dialogue in a comedy setting. Alright, I'll be. You want to be A or B? A as serious, B as casual. Did you eat my leftovers? No, no, no. I'll take character A since I have more of a Did you eat my leftovers? No, did you eat my leftovers? That's not a question, is it? Oh, it is. It is a question. Alright. Alright, I'll be B. You be A. Go ahead. Did you eat my leftovers? No. I rescued them. Big difference. Rescued from what? The fridge? Exactly. That fridge is like a cold, lonely prison. I set your pizza free. That pizza had my name on it. Relax. I said your name while I'm eating it. So technically, you were there. Oh, great. So now I'm spiritually full? See, you get it. That was good. Alright, let's flip it. Let me be A. Let me be. And see, this is the part where I'm a little stressed out because I don't feel like I'm gonna be. I don't feel like I'm gonna be good doing part B. Alright, don't worry. No, no, no. Oh, you want to be frustrated or cheerful? Well, you just said we were sw are are we redoing the the one that was? No, no, no. I moved on. I moved on without even telling you, Playboy. Well then I'm obviously gonna pick the frustrated one because that's the one where I feel more confident. Because I'm always I'm always that you hear me? Right, right.

SPEAKER_02

I do hear you.

SPEAKER_23

You're late again? No, no, no. I wasn't late. Time was just early. That's not how clocks work. Maybe your clock is judgmental. Mine is super chill. You can't keep doing this, man. You're right. Next time, I'll just arrive yesterday. Let me hit the line again. You're right. Next time I'll just arrive yesterday. Perfect. I'll send you my coffee order to the past. Finally. A system that works. That was fun. I think that was really good. We're actors now. Hey. Go ahead and send in my uh what do you call those shits? It is what it is. Headshots, baby. I like back shots. Not like I don't like getting back shots. You like getting your back shot? No. No. Be like, oh, my back. No, no, no, no, no. I couldn't even arch like that. I couldn't even arch like that. You probably could. Hop on up here and let's see. No, thank you. Um, it's weird that you want me to do that. I don't. I want I want the viewers to see. You want to see y'all wanna see my butthole? Y'all want to see me take a shit right here, right now? Go get a plate. I ain't say nothing about no shits. I ain't say nothing about no shits.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, so um we're actually gonna go to a local establishment.

SPEAKER_23

Um I don't want to say the name because I don't fucking like them. So I don't don't even get me started. The ATM Ask to mouth. Um but um we're gonna go up there and fucking see some stand-up, some uh some open micers, and uh your boy might jump up there. I want to see what kind of crowd it is because uh I do a lot of dick stuff, not like with my dick, but like I do a lot of dick jokes, and my jokes are very vulgar. So I need to make sure it's not like a fucking crude crowd, right? I get that. Alright. This is good, man. I fucking good. This has been a good first episode. No, I I think so too. And uh let's see. I've got her something. Oh, just listen to the lyrics.

SPEAKER_08

Two big boys on the mic, heavy breathing in stereo. Winston sippin' bourbon cups, sweating like a Cheerio. Brian in the corner, beard game on Grizzly, staring at the snacks like the chips looking frisky, couch creaking symphony, soundtrack of the girth, podcast I'm filtered, dragging humor through the dirt, talking about nothing, but somehow it's deep. Convo's so raw, even pigs couldn't sleep. Just talking, just talking, unfiltered flaw, no script, no filter. We breaking the law. Winston with the drink, Brian with the stare. Two fat dudes' opinions heavy in the air. Just talking, just talking, unfiltered flaw, no script.

SPEAKER_23

What you think about that? That's good. I like that one a lot. That's good.

unknown

Brian with the stare.

SPEAKER_23

You got some more TikToks for us? I know you I don't. Really? I sent you so many that I didn't even save 'em. I saved as many as I could. So all you have to do is go into the text messages. It's not very professional. I'm cool with being unprofessional because that's what we are.

SPEAKER_08

They chop the topics, screw the vibes, laughing through the chaos, riding on the ties, talking trash, talking life.

SPEAKER_23

Send you so much stuff, dude. I know. I'm re I've been waiting to go through it. Oh, what's my just talking, no rules, no shame. We're in the same shirt. This will be hosted by myself. Was this earlier? Oh man, what the what is that?

unknown

What am I?

SPEAKER_23

Password? Yeah, man. Look what you're doing. Danny Hamlin. Bro. Hey. No, screw me. Yeah, that's just funny. This shit is funny.

SPEAKER_12

Hey, Richard.

unknown

I'm gonna.

SPEAKER_12

Hey, I'm Derek Washington, y'all. I'm gonna clean up for y'all. You don't have to worry about it. It's gonna disappear. Yeah, it's all good, yeah. I'm tired of the apples, and I'm gonna turn into a banana.

SPEAKER_17

We already saw that. Yeah, I don't know. We didn't make it like a big one. I'm gonna turn into a banana. What did he say? Can I nominate uh can I nominate uh American?

SPEAKER_23

Uh I got this one.

SPEAKER_20

Moo today, I feel like a mukbang. Sweet and something that's like bread, you know? So too. Bread.

SPEAKER_23

That's what this person thought was just a bread craving.

SPEAKER_20

So starting off strong with the double chocolate flavored mini donuts.

SPEAKER_23

I didn't even know they made those.

SPEAKER_20

Then we have the powdered donut.

SPEAKER_23

The best ones. The cinnamon ones, though.

SPEAKER_20

Then we have the crunched mini donut.

SPEAKER_23

The crunch is it scares me because I think it's coconut.

SPEAKER_20

Then we have the rusted strawberry cupcakes. Then we have the coffee cake cinnamon.

SPEAKER_23

Coffee cake is good. Coffee cake is not good.

SPEAKER_20

Then we have the ho.

SPEAKER_23

I know hoho. I know a couple of them.

SPEAKER_20

Oh, she's running. Green drill, baby. We have the chocolate frosted uh cupcakes. Not the uh cupcakes. Coconut. That's just a slab. But not least, we have a ding tongue. If you want to see the eat off this, go on to the next video.

SPEAKER_02

I don't have the next one. I don't have it.

SPEAKER_23

Hey, go back into the messages that you that you sent me. All right. There is the one where the chick and the headphones.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

SPEAKER_07

What did he say inside the car?

SPEAKER_23

It won't go until the dog.

SPEAKER_19

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Okay, in that case, bread doesn't make sandwiches, people make sandwiches. Cars don't drive people to work. People drive people to work. Facts. Yeah.

SPEAKER_23

All of those statements are accurate. Right. Except for the one about guns killing people. I have a how to start a podcast. That's a wild thing to show up here. Oh, this is my guy right here. This is in uh Virginia.

SPEAKER_19

Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

SPEAKER_02

I suck at this part.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, oh.

SPEAKER_00

Written permission from Trey Taylor.

SPEAKER_01

Trey Taylor? Crew tractor. Oh, crew tractor.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Who told you you could put fish here?

SPEAKER_01

I thought it was state property. State? State! Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

This?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

State. Hit the road, dude. This ain't no state property. This is private property. Oh. What is your name? I want your name.

SPEAKER_23

I wouldn't have told him shit. I'm not gonna lie. He sounds like a lot of the people down at my dad's farm.

SPEAKER_02

Sounds right.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah, it's in a very rural let me try that again. It's in a very rural area of uh North Carolina, so kind of checks out. I wouldn't be surprised if that dude isn't.

SPEAKER_14

Hello everybody.

SPEAKER_15

With me, my bro, Brandon. Today we will give you guys a song. A song that would give you guys your body moving. Brandon don't want to be there. Up the couch and off the bed, alright? This song would give you guys body moving. Something like this. Give you body moving. One, two, three, four. Move your hip to the right, right, move your head to the left.

SPEAKER_23

The cameraman's running away. I couldn't do it. Let me start it over and see if we can do this dance. I'm not doing this fucking chance.

SPEAKER_15

Hello everybody.

SPEAKER_02

I love him though.

SPEAKER_23

I love he makes me laugh so fucking hard. Can't do it, dude. No, I just saw some- I just saw a picture that I had sent you. Right. I mean, there's so much up here.

SPEAKER_14

I um one only power.

SPEAKER_02

Doctor. Doctor Dew. Make sure you clip this, alright? Put hey, put me in the deep voice. I want the deep voice.

SPEAKER_16

I want the deep voice.

unknown

Doctor Dew.

SPEAKER_16

It's a bride. And I need you to come and talk to us. And have my guy over here, out of chunk you. Let's go with it.

unknown

He can do it.

SPEAKER_16

Doctor Dew, we want you, Doctor Doo. Doctor Do. Doctor Doo.

SPEAKER_23

Alright, that's not for that. Okay, cool. I don't want you to jump.

SPEAKER_21

He said, Doctor D.

SPEAKER_23

Oh man.

SPEAKER_21

Yowza.

SPEAKER_23

Right. Alright, man. I think this has been a good podcast. I think we should wrap it up right here. You you want to end this at uh an hour twelve? I don't know. You were talking earlier about doing hour and a half.

SPEAKER_02

I got a piss really bad.

Gay Dreams and Dating Struggles

SPEAKER_23

We can take piss breaks. You know that, right? Okay. Cut it. Let me let me take a piss break. Yeah. And we're back. And we are back. All pissed up and ready to go. Right, right, right. Hey, um. Do you hate dreams? Tell me about like the ones that I have at night. Yeah. Uh you hate that you can't really control them. Yeah, I mean I feel like here recently I've been able to control them and like get back into them.

SPEAKER_02

Drugs. That's the alcohol talking.

SPEAKER_23

Bro, I'm not I haven't even drinked that much.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_23

Anyways, the reason I'm asking is I had the gayest dream the other night. You were sucking dick? No, didn't go that far. I think I woke up before that. But you wish you could you were wishing you could go back in and do and be like, please let me suck that dick. No, no, no, no. Uh, you have a friend named Gunter.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh. I had a dream that me and him were in a um relationship, I guess.

SPEAKER_23

Not like gay, like we were kissing and shit like that, but like we lived together, and like he was fighting with his girl, and like he's like, bro, I wish that we could be together because you get me. And I was like, bro, just relax, man. Everything is gonna be alright. He's like, see, you understand what I'm going through. And it was fucking crazy to fucking, it was weird. I'll be honest, it was fucking weird. Was it weird? Am I gay now? I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02

Not gay.

SPEAKER_23

I'm not gonna say that you can't control fucking dreams. It's your dreams are based off your subconscious. I'm gonna let you know something. I be putting my meat on Winston's forehead while he's sleeping. You don't be doing that. I do, but I do be doing that. You don't be doing that. I do. You don't he thinks it's his cat crawling across him. It's just my dick just crossed the forehead. No, because uh I have cameras. Take your hat off. You got a red hat, red line right there. Watch. I ain't got pull it off. Pull it off the cigarette. I ain't got that. Damn, damn dog. Got a dick line. Damn, Daniel. Back at it again with the dick marks. Right. You never had a crazy dream like that? I wouldn't say like that. What's the craziest dream you've ever had? Bro. Because I can't talk about it. No. Unfiltered. Unfiltered. No, you're 100% right about the unfiltered part. But I feel like the crazy dreams that I'd be having, like, I'd be forgetting.

SPEAKER_02

Right, yeah, yeah. Most of them you do.

SPEAKER_23

And it's crazy. Dreams themselves are just crazy because like you can you can remember them as they're happening, you know what I'm saying? But then like the moment you wake up, you forget about it, but somehow you you still know about them. Yeah. You still know they existed. Yeah. No. Yeah. Or you'll get like bits and pieces of them like two days later, and you're like, it's sort of like the memories.

SPEAKER_02

How the fuck did that happen? Right.

SPEAKER_23

It's sort of like the memories of a terrible ex. Like you knew you know it happened. You know that like it was real, but like also like it didn't happen. You know what I'm saying? Right. Yo, we should do a um we should do a read spot with no shirts on. I'm not doing that. Why not? My teddy's too big. People gonna be salivating. My teddy's too big. You said people are gonna be salivating. Yeah, yeah. More like salamandering. Lizards? Yeah. Oh, I need a lizard button. I need a lizard button. Getting canceled. I need a lizard button. No, thank you. Have you seen these TikToks?

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_23

Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Bro, that's my shit. You and your little girlfriend be talking about it all the time. Listen. Oh, yes. Yes. Let's talk about your relationship stuff. Oh, we can definitely fill some time with this. Awesome. Yeah. He told me only one thing was off limits. And this won't it. We're all ears, aren't we? Are we, fellows? Are we guys? Yeah, no. Uh something. I wouldn't consider myself into a relationship right now. I wouldn't say I'm a part of a I wouldn't say I'm in a relationship. Right. Me neither. Um what about your in devil's? My in devil's um autofens. So there's definitely somebody that's back home that uh I would love to be in a relationship with. And I'm not talking about sexually and all that good shit. Like I just I like her as a person and I think she's fucking dope. That's cool. And uh not only that, she's extremely fucking attractive. And I I I just like who she is. I like her soul, I like her her whole personality and everything about that. And she got a fat ass, don't she? Not even no, she's that's what it is, guys. No, it's not even a fat ass. In fact, she was like, Yeah, I got a little booty. She's like, I'm a little box booty. Fit that shit in a little box. And I that's not all you thought about. I was out there with my tongue trying to box it. But no. Um What about the other one? I don't want to talk about it, guys. Unfiltered. Oh no, I told you about my gay dream. Yeah, I know. The other one is a relationship that has cry. No, I'm not gonna cry. I'm just trying to figure out the words to put it in because it it's one of those things where like it happened in the past, then then it then it broke off, and almost a decade has gone by.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

SPEAKER_23

And now this person is in the area. Right. And has been in the area for the last two months. And the seven two months, and I have and this person also put it upon me that we were together because on National Girlfriend's Day sent me a Facebook reel and was like, hmm, wink wink. And uh so basically kind of like forced us into a quote relationship, but at the same time, uh I've seen this person in person, even though they work 10 minutes away from me.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_23

30 minutes in two months. 30 minutes in two months. And it was on their lunch break. Y'all still together? Will she listen to this podcast? Is this is this you breaking up with her?

unknown

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_23

Well, it doesn't come out till October 6th, so you got time to like Right. I got a little I got a couple weeks. So every single time we've tried to hang out in person, it's always been some dumb shit about either her parents or her kids. Now, I'm not faulting her for having kids. Don't think that. Right. But I my thing is I know multiple females that are in the age range that I'm in, 30. You know, I'm in my 30s, and I've known multiple other women that are in their 30s that also are living by themselves and dealing with having children and raising children, but they can they know how to make time to also be a woman and to also like have their own life as a woman. Now, I'm not sitting here saying as a woman to mean they they're looking going out looking for sex. I'm saying like as a woman, like, hey, a woman needs their own time as well, whether that be going on a walk or going and just out to the bar with their friends or even meeting that male companion to give them whatever they need, and you know. Oh, Sammy's calling. Oh shit.

unknown

Hello.

SPEAKER_23

Hey.

unknown

Hi.

SPEAKER_23

Hey, you're on the podcast. Hi, Sammy. You're our first guest.

SPEAKER_18

Hello, how are you?

SPEAKER_23

What's good with a girl? Okay, that's enough. Remember that night at the bar when he was in the car the whole time?

SPEAKER_18

Yes, vaguely.

SPEAKER_23

It was like 30 minutes. Shut the fuck up. How long was it?

SPEAKER_18

He was gone for a hot minute, but I remember I was still drinking at that time frame, so I could be like off by a law because my drunk brain doesn't work in time very well.

SPEAKER_02

No. How long was it?

SPEAKER_18

I think under an hour.

SPEAKER_02

No way. Under an hour. No way. Under an hour.

SPEAKER_23

Okay, goodbye. Thank you.

unknown

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, I'd have broken the mic.

SPEAKER_23

We had our first call in. That was fire.

SPEAKER_02

Put that on the goddamn.

SPEAKER_23

Hey, go ahead and send a copy of that to me.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, I got you.

SPEAKER_23

Alright, that was cool.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, back.

SPEAKER_23

We'll be right back. Go ahead. Um be honest. Um, so I know where I'm at or shutting do. I know where I'm at. So about having rights or something. Whether they whether they're out looking for dick or no, you know what I'm saying? Right. Um I I've seen a woman while also having children single, being able to manage that time and be able to find accommodations for child care in that process. This person cannot do that at all.

SPEAKER_02

Right. I mean, I've I've I've seen it firsthand, it's fucking bullshit. But you know, to each his own.

SPEAKER_23

No, um, to eat your own, you know what I mean? To eat my own. I'm not trying to eat my own. Do you feel like you can rap? No, I do not. You should put a beat on and then we put the fucking yo, my name is my name is Brian.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't really lying. But you crying. Doing a little sign. I'll be trying. That was a fucking hit.

SPEAKER_23

Yeah, that was cool. What else you got, man? You still want to talk about that? No, I mean, uh, I wasn't really done. My bad, my bad. No, you you you can't you just kind of like cut it off, so I mean my bad, go ahead. No, no, no, it's cool, but uh we'll be right back. Oh my god. We'll keep it right here. Go ahead. Uh but no, uh Yeah, that part sucks. Uh it's been two fucking months. It's nice having the person to talk to and making myself believe that it is somebody that gives a fuck. Sure. But at the same time, I I don't feel like this person gives a fuck. So there's that. But this take down in Carolina, right? That's currently down there. Uh totally mixed vibes. I don't know what the fucking deal is, but that's why that that's I'd say that's the goal. And you know, I live by my mantra. Once you got it, you got it. That's right. That's right. That's right.

SPEAKER_02

He's actually used that mantra on me a whole bunch of times just for me to buy a whole bunch of crazy shit. Guess what? I got it.

SPEAKER_23

And guess what? It ain't going nowhere. It ain't going nowhere, baby. You got that shit. You in there, you got all them hobbies.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

SPEAKER_23

What else you got? What are some of the hobbies that we have gotten into and have uh subsequently failed at because of either mine or your mainly your schedule or lack of interest thereof?

SPEAKER_02

The gym. As you can see. Airsoft. Um racing. Real racing.

SPEAKER_23

Um shit. Multiple games. Yeah, multiple games.

SPEAKER_02

Um shit. What else? What am I missing?

Final Thoughts and Outro

SPEAKER_23

Podcasting. We ain't fucked that one up yet. Yeah, we ain't we ain't do that yet. We're gonna do all this production and everything into this one episode, and that's gonna be it. Right. Right. Um, we did do the podcast for the NASCAR thing. The bullshit the bullshit uh NASCAR league, i i racing league. Was that a podcast? Remember, we did the one episode. Oh yeah. You gotta pull up a video. You gotta pull up our uh our YouTube for that. Nah. No? Rather not. Hey, go check it out. It's uh 20 212 racing on YouTube. On YouTube, channel's still up there. Uh you can see some good races by me and Brian. If you're up to race, if you like, if you wanna if you feel like if you want to like racing. NASCAR, baby.

SPEAKER_11

Here we go. Green flag, bugging, buggity, buggity. Let's go racing, boys!

SPEAKER_23

My guy's drunk. I'm gonna be honest with y'all. You're drunk. You know, my saliva. I said I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I'm gonna ask you if you were drunk. You know, I'm not gonna lie, my saliva is a little thick. Got that, got that syrup in their tongue, you know what I'm saying? But you know, I'm having a good time. I'm having a great time with my friend. Oh yeah. Here we are, here we is. That's what I'm right here in the biz.

SPEAKER_02

That's why I was selling him.

SPEAKER_23

I'm like, um, I don't give a fuck about I do want y'all to listen and everything. Uh, but I don't care about getting a million followers or whatever the fuck else happens. I'm like, I just want to bullshit with my friend. Record it. Like, I mean, like I was telling y'all about the fucking smoking weed stuff, like just record that shit, and now what we've said can't be undone. Right? I had a gay dream. He had a gay dream, and he molested his cat. I mean, we all do things. He cannot be straight anymore. Also, his I put my dick on his forehead while he's sleeping. He didn't do that. I did do it. He didn't do that. He didn't do that. Alright. I gotta go eat. Yeah, dude. I think I'm gonna order like a pizza or something and cry about my tooth. Yeah, sounds right. Yeah, dude. Shit's kinda hurting, but these guys right here are kind of making it feel a little bit better. We never talked about how we're gonna sign off. We have a lot of good podcasts. Um I think we should sign off like this.

SPEAKER_02

Why don't you give us a word of wisdom?

SPEAKER_23

You know, I feel like I already have. Yeah, so give it again. Once you got a baby, you got it.

SPEAKER_02

My man.

SPEAKER_07

Will we be a rambling? Sharing our minds, talking about nothing, and all we can find. Winston and bright, they're keeping it real. Just two good old boys with plenty of spill. It's just a feel too free. Just open up. They've got the leg, they've got the chalk, a little bit of mystery, but no one gets off. From the kitchen table to the open it, they'll just free, 'cause they just don't get. They've got the plant. They've got the chalk. A little bit of mistress, but no one gets home. From the kitchen table to the open air. They'll do the break. So here's to the last, next to the phone, say goodbye to the free. No scripts, no rules, just honesty. From big ours, the stories untold. We're leaving you now, but we'll be back. Oh it's just talking unfiltered. Catch you down the road.