Ice, Icing, And Everything Nice

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00:00-2:30

Rowdy Intro And Catch-Up

2:45-6:36

Teeth Trouble, Beards, And Vertigo

7:40-11:00

Ice Everywhere: Roads, Drinks, And Icing

11:01-12:00

Hannah Recap And Mic Etiquette

13:15-16:12

Bell Ringers, Salvation Army, And Katrina Docs

20:15-21:19

Cashless Future, Tap-To-Pay, And Stripper QR Codes

21:32-24:19

Food, Delivery Guy Fiasco, And Winter Hibernation

24:20-26:56

Heat, Work Stories, And Slips On Ice

27:53-38:45

First Jobs: Dairy Queen And McDonald’s Chaos

52:06-57:18

Blizzard Physics And Upside-Down Disasters

57:19-1:08:32

The Great Top Five Blizzard Countdown

1:08:54-1:14:11

Parfaits, Minis, And Dangerous Blenders

1:14:37-1:19:09

Adopting Pen Pals From Prison And Tech In Jail

1:21:53-1:25:48

Energy Drinks, Heart Scare, And Late-Night Wired

1:25:49-1:29:27

AI Deepfakes, Fake Podcasts, And Live Gen

1:30:20-1:33:34

Favorite Time Of Day And Final Bits

1:35:14-1:40:32

Gratitude, CTA, And Musical Outro

Transcript

Rowdy Intro And Catch-Up

SPEAKER_00 0:11

Yo, it's Winston and Ryan, the unfiltered crew. Fat bearded legends with opinions for you. Exercise laps, no filter, no cap, poor drink, take a speaker We just talkin' rap. Winston in the corner with the whiskey in his fist, Ryan yelling loud. Every topic gets pissed. Beard so thick, they can smuggle the brick kid. Voices boomin' harder than a 12 minutes to kick, grab your low star. We ain't polite. Welcome to the show, it's a bar fight tonight. Just talking up to the no rules, no change. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas P, Texas beats, grab a mic and ignite. It's wins in the fine, keep it raw, keep it tight. Just talking dunk, building no rules, no change. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas P, Texas, please, grab a mic and ignite. It's wins in the mind, keep it raw, keep it tight. Ryan got the volume of a megaphone riot. Winston got the boots, but his liver stayed quiet. Topics jump wild like a bull in a juke. From brisket to politics, no subjects move. Barbecue stains on a microphone grip. Spit fire hotter than a jalapeno dip. Put test kings. Yeah, we talked that smack. If you're looking for a chill, better send it back.

SPEAKER_11 1:22

Hello, everybody.

SPEAKER_09 1:24

What's good?

SPEAKER_11 1:25

What is good?

SPEAKER_06 1:26

Welcome to another edition, another rendition for the ages.

SPEAKER_09 1:33

Another, another, another episode. Another episodic adventure of uh just talking unfiltered. I had to look at the fucking picture to remember what it was called.

SPEAKER_11 1:45

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's been a while. It's been a few weeks since you've been here. Dog. You know, last last week uh we had uh Hannah. Hannah came in.

SPEAKER_08 1:55

Yeah, good old banana.

Teeth Trouble, Beards, And Vertigo

SPEAKER_09 1:56

Hannah Banana. She was not, I don't think she was thrilled at all to be here, to be honest. Is she ever thrilled to do anything? No. No. Yeah. No. What's good with you, big dog? Shit, man. You know, just been a it's been a great week at work. Yeah. Didn't you just sleep all week at work? No, no, no. I don't sleep at work. Right. Small naps. I don't, I don't even do those. Long blinks. I pray a lot. Right, right. Allah loves you. Alright, you ready to start the show? What? Let us start this show. Let's start the show. There we go. It's your people's country. Jesus Christ. What is he doing? Rubbing his stomach? I don't know. I don't know, but she's missing a bunch of fucking teeth. Like a bunch of fucking teeth, dog. Yeah, dude. I had a dream last night that like I was just like, I just pulled one of my teeth out.

SPEAKER_08 3:04

Are you trying to look like them?

SPEAKER_09 3:07

Like it was like loose and shit. And I like pulled it out and I was like, I feel better now.

SPEAKER_08 3:13

I had a loose tooth.

SPEAKER_09 3:14

Yeah, I know. Did you ever get that fixed? Um define fixed. Uh, did you ever get the rest of it pulled out? Um pulled out would be a wild word to use. I would say um I was eating popcorn and it came out. All right, some good old pop pop. And I was like, that's a fucking kernel, baby. And I was like, nope. That's the rest of my tooth. Jesus Christ, dude. Hey, bruh. That donut took me out and the popcorn just finished it off. Yeah, finished it off for me.

SPEAKER_06 3:48

I love that for you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 3:51

Doug, I um as we're getting ready, yeah. What kind of is that? So today uh we are drinking some uh unruly truly's the lemonades. Oh, we'll got a bite guaranteed. And these are this one right here is the uh the OG original lemonade. Oh, says OG on it. I know somebody named OG. I know somebody named OG as well. Right. Original gay. The original Gaster. That's right. That's right. That would be the other one. Uh Weeby. Well, he might be the original, the original gay. Right.

SPEAKER_08 4:36

Yeah. Um, it's wild if we ever get like real big. We're just saying all these fucking names that nobody knows, but there's like there's like 10 people that know who we're talking about.

SPEAKER_11 4:45

Yeah. And we'd be like, you were talking about me, weren't you?

SPEAKER_08 4:48

Yep. Right.

SPEAKER_09 4:49

Now when we were getting ready to uh start, your ass is like, uh, I forgot to do my beard. This motherfucker's in there straightening his beard with a hair straightener. It's not a hair straightener, it's a little it's a beard straightener. You want to know how I knew that he was using a hair straightener?

SPEAKER_08 5:04

That game was going every time that you would brush through your beard.

SPEAKER_09 5:11

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. I wish I had one. Yeah, dude. Get it at Walmart. It was like I paid like 20 bucks for it like three years ago. And the the main reason I that I like using it is because I fucking drool at night. So my mustache and this section of my beard right here just likes to just go wild and just turns and like uh fucking yesterday when I was eating those wings, right? If you notice, I kept like pulling my mustache out of my fucking mouth.

SPEAKER_12 5:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 5:41

It's because that night when I slept, my mustache was over here. It like pressed itself. Oh.

SPEAKER_09 5:50

So every now and then you gotta get that straightener and put it, put them hairs in its place. You know what I'm saying? That's right. Yeah, that's right. Um speed of things that need to be put in their place. How's everything with you? Yeah, that's fine. Okay, that's cool.

SPEAKER_08 6:05

Yeah, chilling. Uh, same old, same old.

SPEAKER_09 6:08

Yeah, dude, the last episode we did together, I had vertigo so fucking bad. Yeah, did you put that vertigo in its place? Um, no, no, it put me in in my place. Yeah, yeah. And I was down for like three days.

SPEAKER_08 6:21

Oh, yeah. It fucking kills me, dog. It's like it's like fucking being drunk and then um not wanting to be drunk. Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 6:29

It's like being drunk for three days straight. Right. And you're just like, I want it to fucking end. Yeah. No, it's not, it's not the funnest thing on earth. Right. Trying to think what else I've done, like um fun wise. Yeah, I mean, just in general.

SPEAKER_08 6:42

I mean, I was fucking sick for three days, so still fucking feel like I'm recovering. I've been to work. Been loving North Carolina here lately. Your home state. Go ahead. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 6:53

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 6:54

Well, I didn't do any of that. Yeah. Didn't do any of that. No, well, you should have. A lot of fucking police down there. Well, you got to.

SPEAKER_08 7:04

They don't have to uh keep pulling trucks over. It fucking sucks, dog. I feel like Pablo Escobar on the fucking road.

SPEAKER_09 7:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 7:11

Can't do shit legal.

Ice Everywhere: Roads, Drinks, And Icing

SPEAKER_09 7:12

I'm like, dog, I'm just fucking jamming. I got a license and everything. You know, you know what's crazy about this winter on the road? What? This winter? Yeah, this this coming winter. Oh, okay. We've got to worry about more ice. Well, well, not us. We don't have to worry about it. I mean, yeah, but everybody's gotta worry about more ice. Yeah. Um, that's why I get my drinks with no ice. Yeah, see, I've got an ice maker, and I thought like maybe just getting like one of my tumblers. You're over there making ice. Come on, guy. What? Training them. What are you talking about? No.

SPEAKER_10 7:50

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_09 7:54

Get them. Right. Um, no, but uh what's your uh what's your favorite kind of ice? Uh I like sonic ice, but yeah, um I also like a good cube ice. Dog, I like the little um the little like shaved? No, the little pebbled ice. Is that Sonic? Yeah, that's that's like Sonic. That's good. But in the fucking refrigerator when you're bougie and you got the fucking ice maker that does it for you? That fucking crushed ice? You don't get a lot, but it's good as fuck. It does melt very quickly too, though.

SPEAKER_06 8:28

Yeah, it's I I'd put that uh close to the bottom, to be honest.

SPEAKER_09 8:33

You ever use a ball of ice for like uh whiskey? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, those are cool. Um, you ever try to put it in your mouth like a jawbreaker? No, that's too big to fucking put in your mouth. You put that in your mouth?

SPEAKER_08 8:47

No. Yeah, you did. No, that's how you know. No, this motherfucker's got that big ass, big ass whiskey ball in this roll.

SPEAKER_09 8:58

Brain freeze for days.

SPEAKER_08 9:00

Oh yeah, dog. You're not getting rid of that.

SPEAKER_09 9:02

Yeah. I had brain freeze for as long as you had vertigo.

SPEAKER_08 9:06

Dude, uh, speaking of like ice and shit, um, fucking you ever do like like get some hot chocolate or coffee or something, and you want it hot, but you're like, I don't want it that hot.

SPEAKER_09 9:17

And you like throw some ice cubes in there and now it's not hot no more, and you're like, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah, you done fucked up. Yeah, what am I fucking doing? Uh speaking of ice, what's your favorite kind of icing? Icing. Oh. Buttercream. Huh?

SPEAKER_06 9:32

Like the buttercream. That's mine.

SPEAKER_08 9:34

Okay. Um, dude, I like um cream cheese frosting, icing, whatever you want to call it. I call it frosting. The icing, same shit.

SPEAKER_09 9:45

We're we're gonna go with the icing trend right now. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 9:48

Uh, cream cheese is top tier, dog. Top fucking tier. I mean, you can't go wrong with cream cheese, dog.

SPEAKER_09 9:55

Yeah, I think the but like the whipped buttercream style is uh gonna be my top. I hate when people get the whipped icing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 10:06

When it's like real fucking like, it's not even like you can fucking run your finger through that shit.

SPEAKER_09 10:10

Like Yeah. Yeah. I don't I don't like that shit. Um not in the least. Yeah. I can I can I can see where you're coming from with that. Yeah. Um speaking of ice, um still ice, okay. All right, we'll stay here. Uh speaking, so yeah, speaking of ice. I know what the title of this is gonna be. Ice icing ice. Um, I didn't have anything else. Oh, okay. You just wanted to say speaking of ice. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, just felt like we were going on a trend. You just kept bringing up things about ice. Well, speaking of ice, um, how was it with Hannah? Uh it was ice cold. Yeah. Yeah, I've saw I saw the uh I I saw the um I saw it on fucking YouTube.

SPEAKER_08 11:05

I don't I don't I can't talk right now. Stalk. I can't stalk right now. Uh I saw it on fucking YouTube, and um, yeah, why was she so fucking far away from the mic?

SPEAKER_09 11:15

I don't know, man. Um I'll be honest, I don't think I'm ever gonna do a podcast with her. No? No, she was fucking far from the mic talking like this. Right. She's drinking her little tea. Bro, you uh like bro, you ain't gotta be sexy up here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 11:31

Um, yeah, that part was definitely pissing me off. Um yeah.

SPEAKER_09 11:37

I think uh I don't I don't yeah, I I don't think you guys would vibe well in in a podcast setting. No, you think she'd be mad if I like threw shrimp at her? You guys barely vibe well living together. That's not true. Yeah, I know. No, that's not true. I know we're good. We're good. We fight, but we're good. Yeah. I fought I fight my cat.

SPEAKER_08 11:55

Yeah. No, I believe that. I believe that. Nah.

SPEAKER_09 11:58

You fucking go in there and like shake your fucking blanket and the cat flies off, and you're like, fuck you, Slurpy. Nah, I do not fight Slurp. Yeah, no, I know you don't because um when I'm on the phone with you, you be like, um, good morning, Slurp.

Hannah Recap And Mic Etiquette

SPEAKER_08 12:13

Hey, Slurp. And I'll be like, bro, is somebody at your house? Like, it's my cat, bro. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What's been um what's been up with them um endeavors and them fixings?

SPEAKER_06 12:27

I know, I know you had a crazy endeavor, but uh them endeavors and them fixins. Right. Let's just say Thanksgiving was a giving.

SPEAKER_09 12:43

You got some head? Getting some head. I was getting some head.

SPEAKER_11 12:48

Um no, I was just saying Thanksgiving was giving.

SPEAKER_08 12:55

This time you're winking at me.

SPEAKER_11 12:56

That time I winked at you again. Yep.

SPEAKER_09 12:59

Wink. Wink. Alright. I got another clip. Alright. Unless you want to tell more about your Thanksgiving. Uh, we're just gonna leave it. Oh we're gonna leave it right there. Leave it right in there. Leave it right there. Alright, check this out.

SPEAKER_08 13:16

Bro, it's that time of year. It's that fucking time of year. I don't know how you fucking feel about it, but fucking I no offense to the to the salvation army. The homeless.

SPEAKER_09 13:31

That was definitely show up. No, it's not homeless. What the fuck are you saying homeless for? Uh, don't they help the homeless? No, I thought they fucking bought presents for kids whose parents are in prison. I don't fucking know. What that's that's what you think the salvation army is? What the fuck do you think they do? Uh they help people I think they give people salvation and weapons because it's the army. No, bro. They go and help people that are newly homeless. I shouldn't laugh that hard for newly homeless. Katrina. Salvation Army. Who's Katrina? A fucking storm. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2005, 2006. New Orleans. Yep. Oh, the Salvation Army helped there? I thought it was FEMA. I thought they tried to shoot people. Uh, there's been a lot of documentaries coming out about uh Katrina and everything, and they're like a really good watch. Uh I have stayed awake through a decent amount of it to get a little bit of a grasp of what's going on. But like I don't believe that. I do. Because you fall asleep in the first minute of everything. Yeah, that's at the end of the night. This is the middle of the day. I can stay awake a little bit longer. So not anywhere. I don't be sleeping at work. I get I get it.

SPEAKER_08 14:59

Bro, this motherfucker needs to like inject himself with a fucking monster. Just walk around the fucking Ivy band. Like, you okay? That's just monster.

SPEAKER_09 15:06

It ain't nothing. Little B12. Right. Um, but no, uh, it looked like they were like they were really fucking up down in Katrina. Like the uh people that were coming down in Katrina. The people that were supposed to be helping. Right. They were like, people like needed food and clothes and shit because like their house done swam down the fucking river. Yeah, yeah. And they were like about to shoot people because they were just trying to survive. Listen, we definitely gotta go give some money to the Salvation Army because it sounds like we're making fun.

SPEAKER_08 15:42

I'm not.

SPEAKER_09 15:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 15:43

I mean I'm not. Winston said that your house swam down the river.

SPEAKER_09 15:48

So that's what that's what fucking happened when the levees broke. Well, yeah, yeah. I think they intentionally downed the levees. Uh they said they heard a boom. Yeah. Yeah, Lil Wayne said that. Uh I also watched a documentary.

SPEAKER_07 16:08

Young Moolah, baby.

SPEAKER_08 16:10

Okay. All right. I appreciate you waiting until I finished to do that. No, I didn't watch a Lil Wayne documentary.

Bell Ringers, Salvation Army, And Katrina Docs

SPEAKER_09 16:18

Do that again, though. That was good. No, no, I'm good. Okay. Uh, I already did it, and uh, that's what you get. Right. Um, no, I watched a documentary. Yeah. Charlie Sheen. Have you seen it? We've tried it. You slept through it. No, I haven't clicked on it yet. No. You need to. Is it good for bedtimes? Yeah, yeah. Well, no. It's good to watch. Bro, you if you if you if you ever went Winston to go to sleep, put something on the TV. Or just do anything. Right. Well, I don't know about that. I said wake for head. Yeah. Right. Eating pussy. Yeah. Can't fall asleep doing that. I don't think I've ever fallen asleep. Could you imagine? No. Oh my God. Bro, I f I've I fell asleep. One time my girl, well, one time a girl fell asleep while giving me head.

SPEAKER_08 17:07

That was wild. And I was like, hey. She was just like, Yeah, I was like, hey. And they're like, huh? And I was like, you're kind of in the middle of something. If you want to finish. If not, it's okay.

SPEAKER_09 17:21

Hell yeah. I won't be mad. No, um, you know what?

SPEAKER_11 17:30

I have fallen asleep eaten pussy before.

SPEAKER_09 17:33

Yeah. Yeah. Was she asleep too? What? No.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Imagine you say what?

SPEAKER_09 17:40

Bro, I was confused. I was like, do we both have a drunken night and pass out at the same moment? Right. Did you imagine passing out 69 in? You better hope you're on the bottom.

SPEAKER_08 17:52

I don't know. What if they like fart? You ever 69 with you on top? Is that still 69?

SPEAKER_09 17:58

I guess it is.

SPEAKER_03 17:59

Not a 96.

SPEAKER_09 18:03

It wouldn't match up. We're gonna draw the numbers right here. That wouldn't match up. That was a G. You're littered as fuck, dog. What did you just do? GB? No, no, no. A nine. Oh, wait, that's 69. Because I put the six on the other side. You about to make me say the R word again. Oh, that's just when you're sleeping back to back. Right. I do that all the time. I'm always 96 and right.

SPEAKER_08 18:37

No. So is it still called 69 if like you're on top? Also, that's a wild thing.

SPEAKER_09 18:43

Like to be the girl and me on top of you. Oh, yeah. Not like regular. Like that's heavy. Yeah. Yeah. And I can't control it. Yeah. I'm just letting that shit. I hope you uh that can't be fun for anyone. Well, that's what you gotta ask him before you start. Do you like weighted blankets? Right. Do you like to breathe? If you love weighted blankets, you're gonna love this. Right. Have you ever had a 270-pound weighted blanket? No. You're about to. You're about to. Jeez. Louise.

SPEAKER_08 19:19

But yeah, um, dog, I was over at um Walmart the other day, and I hopped out my car and I heard ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting.

SPEAKER_09 19:29

And I was like, we're back on this shit. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never got to finish because you started talking about the levies and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Important things. Bro.

SPEAKER_02 19:38

Ting, ting, ting, ting.

SPEAKER_09 19:39

How do you ring a bell that long? I think some of them actually have a Bluetooth speaker now. Just like one of those little ones that they just like put to the side. Oh, man. Put that shit on loop. Yeah. That's what I would fucking do. It makes me not want to go into Walmart. Yeah, and I know a lot of them used to be like cash or whatnot, but I'm pretty sure they're accepting digital payments. Yeah, you can just tap the bucket. Yeah. And fucking it's like$100. You're like, what the fuck? I didn't even get to pick. Right. Yeah. Digital's definitely wilding. Bro, uh, we're going to see the age of no cash. The penny. We're already seeing it. There's no. No. Like, yeah. Give me a second. I'm getting there. I'm going to say probably this generation, or I don't have any kids, but the next generation is probably going to see the end of all cash because What will strippers do? They better have QR codes on their ass. Yeah, yeah. You gotta fucking tap their butt. Right. That would be insane. Tap to pay right here. You're like, uh. You definitely get your shit stolen. That wouldn't be fun. Dude, it it the tap-to-pay shit is it I feel like it's so easy to just steal your shit. Yeah. That's why you gotta have that facial recognition. Yeah. I don't know. I don't do it. I don't want my phone to know my face and recognize it. Well. No, the robots are taking over. Yeah. I mean, bro, AI is everywhere. Terminator. It's on the way. I'll be back. I'll be back. Oh, yeah. Okay. I didn't like that. Every week it's fucking something. I know, dude. Um have you eaten anything good lately?

SPEAKER_08 21:35

You know, I love talking about fucking food. Pussy, food, and uh. Yeah, pussy and food. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 21:44

Which is basically the same thing. You know what I'm saying? Because you know me over here. I think food is sexy. Right. Um and it is. That's right, Brian.

SPEAKER_10 21:54

That's right, Brian. Food is sexy.

SPEAKER_09 21:56

Don't start.

SPEAKER_10 21:57

And over here at Just Talking Unfiltered, we love both food and pussy.

Cashless Future, Tap-To-Pay, And Stripper QR Codes

SPEAKER_09 22:04

That's right. Um no, but um, what have I eaten recently? We do have that ASMR uh video of us eating last night.

SPEAKER_08 22:17

Not not. We were eating food. I just wanted to put that out there.

SPEAKER_09 22:21

We were taking turns on the same pussy.

unknown 22:24

Your turn.

SPEAKER_09 22:25

Your turn. I don't like the way you whispered that to me. Why would you just say, your turn, big dog? Like you ain't gotta be like, your turn. That's how I did it. I don't think I'm I wouldn't be there for that.

SPEAKER_08 22:40

Bro, speaking of the food yesterday, the fucking, he's got a ring doorbell. The fucking guy comes up. Bro, it's like he said, hey man, does this dude have a boner?

SPEAKER_09 22:56

The fuck my I was like, I don't know. I don't, I don't, I don't know. Bro, something look weird about his sweatpants. Right. Well, if you do post the video, just make sure you blur his face out or something. Right. You might have to blur his dick out if it's the hard. I don't know. I didn't I didn't look that hard. Yeah, so you th you're over here like joking me about it, but you might watch and be like, hmm. No, I don't I doubt that I make that noise. Your turn. Right? I whisper to them, your turn.

SPEAKER_08 23:24

Your turn. He's like I don't know what that means. Oh man. Trying to think.

SPEAKER_09 23:32

Um, I haven't really done shit. Bro, I feel like that has been our winter. Winter is coming.

SPEAKER_06 23:47

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_09 23:48

Um I don't do shit during the winter.

SPEAKER_08 23:51

Remember last winter when you tried to uh come meet me for wings and you couldn't get out of the parking lot?

SPEAKER_11 23:58

Yeah. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_08 24:00

I was I was I was a little I'm glad you didn't drive as far as you were gonna drive to come meet me for fucking wings at the one place that was open.

SPEAKER_09 24:08

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Um yeah, glad I couldn't get out. The ice and the ice pile up and the way it compacted, dude. Right. It was bad. Yeah. And I also hadn't I also had no fucking heat. Oh yeah. Yeah. You had to like start a fire in the middle of your apartment. I remember that. Yeah. And it wasn't this one. Right. He burnt the one down. Doesn't your job not have heat? Uh actually, it does and it doesn't. So for one, part of my job is outside. And no heat out there. That's right. Unless it's summer. That's right. Um, but inside the shop, uh, there's a uh couple portable heaters, and I think I I don't fucking know. It's I know the last week I've been just sitting in there sweating my ass off. Right. Yeah. Maybe the heat is working then. Maybe so. Uh time will tell. But like we only had one or two like super cold days like in the morning when we get there and we want the flight line at 6 30 in the morning. Yeah, it's cold.

SPEAKER_11 25:22

Sun isn't really up yet.

SPEAKER_09 25:23

Right. Uh, but it's been like 50 lately.

SPEAKER_11 25:26

Right. But like horrible.

SPEAKER_09 25:28

On the water, it's pretty bad.

SPEAKER_11 25:29

Right, because over there we've got the fucking bay that just comes in over the flight line and shit.

SPEAKER_09 25:35

Right. The wind and whatnot. So that makes it extra cold.

SPEAKER_08 25:38

Any ice over there?

SPEAKER_09 25:40

Hey, we had two or three years ago, this guy that's been there for a while, um, in a different shop, he actually like is a supervisor. Right. Uh, if you want any idea of what he looks like, his name is uh I don't I don't think you should do that.

SPEAKER_11 26:01

Well, it's a nickname. Okay. But I'll just I'll bleep it and just tell you. Uh yeah.

Food, Delivery Guy Fiasco, And Winter Hibernation

SPEAKER_09 26:14

But uh if that just kind of gives you a visual representation of like what this guy is, but but he uh was walking out to the flight line one night because he works the overnight shift and saw a patch of ice in front of the hangar, and instead of walking around it, he decided to try and walk through it. Yeah, fuck ice, man. Yeah, fuck ice. Um you know what he did? Fell. And you know what he did? Fell. And you know what he did? What he didn't? Walk around it. He didn't walk around it. That's right, because he broke his ankle.

SPEAKER_08 26:52

Oh my god. And I got workman's comp. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, can you tell the story about um Ogre on the cake?

SPEAKER_09 27:02

Um maybe. I don't know. I I I don't know the full detail. Well we'll put a pen in it and we'll save it for another episode because I w I don't want to I don't know the full extent as to why this person did what this what this is, and I don't have you had any like have you ever quit a job?

SPEAKER_08 27:21

Like, what's the craziest way you could quit a job?

SPEAKER_09 27:28

Oh yeah. Uh the navy. That's a crazy way to quit a job. I didn't quit. I was told to quit. You ever gonna tell that story on the podcast? Uh one day. Um that's a good. It's a good. I don't I haven't really quit jobs, dude. Um, I'll tell you about it. I quit. Um my first job was at Dairy Queen in Emward Isle, and I did that for three to four years. God damn. Yeah. Longevity though.

SPEAKER_12 28:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 28:03

You probably got you probably got a goddamn um I meant it for the long game. What's that shit called? Um I love to work something. Oh, you got a pension, probably at Dairy Queen. No, didn't get a pension. You got a retirement fuck. Hey, bro, look, um, R.I.P. Mr. Glenn.

SPEAKER_11 28:19

Um, that was my boss there. He owned that Dairy Queen. All right, but but uh He died? Yeah, he died. He had cancer.

SPEAKER_09 28:27

No longer with us. Bro, we used to uh me and my childhood friend Hunter, we used to work there together and like we would just get pissed off. Not the Hunter I know, right? No.

SPEAKER_12 28:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 28:40

Um we would just get pissed off and like we go outside and like like we cook up some burgers or some hot dogs or some shit and just go outside and just throw them on the roof. Why? I don't know. Well, because why did y'all eat them? Because it was hear me out. When Mr. Glenn would go up there, he'd just He'd go on the roof? Yeah, every now he owned the building. So like every now and then he was up on the roof. He's like, Why is there so many goddamn burgers and dogs up here? He's out there smoking weed. Something. But uh, and then we had to end up. He was jerking off. Go ahead. Can I?

SPEAKER_10 29:20

Go. All right, cool, cool, cool.

SPEAKER_09 29:22

Um, so the ice cream doesn't like it comes in like a milk crate. Okay. And so like in the summertime, like, man, we're going through these fucking milk crates and we stack them up on the corner of the building until uh they come and pick them up. And I'm saying like these milk crates would be stacked up in like a column of four all the way up to like the roof. Did y'all do the challenge? No, no, no. Challenge wasn't invented then. But every single time we could, we go and we fucking knock them over, and he'd be out there picking them up, cussing. Fuck don't. Hey yo, first jobs are the fucking I worked at McDonald's. I Became a manager and shit, but like I was doing some wild shit at McDonald's dog. Oh yeah. Did you know that Dairy Queen has a mascot? Is it a blizzard? Nope. A dog. Nope.

unknown 30:15

Dairy Queen.

Heat, Work Stories, And Slips On Ice

SPEAKER_09 30:16

It's a queen. Nope. Okay. No, I don't know, obviously. Alright, cool. It is an ice cream cone named Mr. Curly Top. Yep. You feel like the mascot would be a milk queen. No. Well, that is. Because Dairy Queen's famous for the little curly top that's at the top of the cones. But everybody does that. Not not everybody. Not the Dairy Queen way. Now, one of my favorite things to do was be Mr. Curly Top. That was your favorite thing to do? Not my favorite thing, but it like got you out of the Dairy Queen. And like, it was just cool to just be on the side of the road, just like listening to music, you know, and you're just out there dancing like a fucking ice cream cone, you know? Um, so anybody ever throw anything at you? No. But nobody ever beats you up? No. But but one time uh we had the Emirate Isle St. Patrick's Day Festival. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 31:22

And Mr. Glenn would get somebody to be Mr. Curly Top and go around the whole festival.

SPEAKER_09 31:29

And so like here I am, just this fucking ice cream cone walking, you know, with Mr. Glenn, and he's handing out coupons and shit. And good old coupons. Yeah. Near them coupons. Coupons for literate people. Go ahead. I don't know about literate, but um, so there's like a DJ at this one place, and there's, you know, people are dancing in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_11 31:55

And he's playing the uh the Cupid Shuffle.

SPEAKER_10 31:58

Okay. I don't fucking know the Cupid Shuffle. I still don't know the Cupid Shuffle. And Mr. Glenn looks at me and he goes, Hey, Mr. Curly Top, go out there and show him how to do the Cupid Shuffle.

SPEAKER_09 32:10

I'm like, You was pissed. Yeah. So you know what I did? I went out there on Quit. I'll quit. I'd have took that fucking ice cream top off and been like a Maudi. Oh dude. Um it was inflatable. Oh.

SPEAKER_11 32:24

Yeah. Um, I've got a picture of it actually, too.

SPEAKER_09 32:27

Awesome. Post it right here. But yeah, those were uh my first job. I love that job.

SPEAKER_08 32:35

Oh, my first job was at McDonald's.

SPEAKER_09 32:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 32:38

And uh did you know McDonald's has a mascot?

SPEAKER_09 32:44

There's like five of them. Is it uh deep fryer?

SPEAKER_08 32:47

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I dressed up as a deep fryer one time.

SPEAKER_09 32:51

Oh yeah. No, I um old up. Bro, I was um dude, I was like priming proper for my first job.

SPEAKER_08 33:01

And I like um, hey, how you doing?

SPEAKER_09 33:04

Man, take your order. Welcome to McDonald's. Would you like a Big Mac today? I was like going above and beyond because I thought that's what you're supposed to do. It is what you're supposed to say, but like was this before or after the crack? Uh oh, way before. Okay, cool, cool. Way before, way before. Um, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_08 33:21

I like welcome to McDonald's. Would you like a number two today? What if they said yes? And I gotta fucking find a number two and fucking do that.

SPEAKER_09 33:28

But um Isn't a numerical order?

SPEAKER_08 33:31

Um, that was like a big ass screen, and like you would have to click on stuff and it would take you to a subscreen, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 33:38

And then you click on that, and then you can like it's a fucking nightmare, dog. And that's when I realized that I didn't want to work in a restaurant ever.

SPEAKER_11 33:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 33:47

Um back to just that this reminded me of something at the Dairy Queen.

SPEAKER_11 33:54

He had the old ass POS systems where like things were color-coded, and it was a button, like let's say you came in and you wanted a medium Oreo blizzard.

SPEAKER_09 34:07

Yeah, right out of deal. Right. Damn, I'm about to go get a blizzard after this. So there was a whole physical button you have you would have to put blizzard medium, and then I'm pretty sure Oreo was the most popular, so it was number one. Okay. So dude, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, McDonald's had something like that too before we got the digital ones. It was like um it was like buttons and it was plastic covered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you you could change the buttons to be whatever you wanted to. Right, right. Yep, yep, yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_12 34:36

Yeah.

First Jobs: Dairy Queen And McDonald’s Chaos

SPEAKER_09 34:37

And uh, yeah, dude. Uh, but I got so good at it to where, like, I'm telling you, there was how many buttons you think were on there? Probably a hundred. Yeah, at least. Yeah. I I could be talking to somebody and putting their shit in. I got so good at it. Damn right. Imagine if we worked together. We would have gotten work done. No. We would have been in the back in the freezer making a podcast. Right. All right, or fucking uh using hot dog buns as fucking condoms. No.

SPEAKER_08 35:11

Could you imagine putting a hot dog, putting your dick in a hot dog button and then trying to put that shit in somebody?

SPEAKER_09 35:17

It's all soggy. Right? My button won't fit.

SPEAKER_08 35:24

No, I was gonna say cornhole. Close though. Close. I don't even remember why I stopped working at McDonald's. Oh, I do know. I was working at McDonald's, Wawa, and 7-Eleven warehouse all at the same time. Oh yeah. And then I went to sleep one day at like 6, and I had to work at 7 in the morning, and then like 45 minutes later, it was 6.45, but it was like the time where at like 6 45 p.m. looks just like 6 45 a.m. Yeah. I jumped up, got dressed, and started to leave the house and saw my parents like sitting down for dinner and shit. And I was like, what the fuck is happening?

SPEAKER_09 36:06

They're like, it's night. And I was like, yeah, I can't keep doing this. How the fucking die? Yeah, dude. Um I know why I quit. Well, I know why I didn't go back to Dairy Queen. Oh, so you did quit. No. You didn't all no call, no show. No, something happened. What? Uh, I've got a really bad record No, I do know. I'm just I've got a really bad record of doing this, and that's Oh, you fuck somebody's mom again. No, I let me fucking I got the I get the guess. Okay, yeah, yeah. Uh no, I didn't fuck a friend's mom this time, although it was around the same time frame. But uh Mr. Swirley on him. My uh high school fiance, soon-to-be wife, got her a job at the Dairy Queen, so we worked together.

SPEAKER_08 36:59

Oh, horrible.

SPEAKER_09 37:00

Yeah, bro, she was fighting me at work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, all right, so this is definitely a fucking this is definitely a fucking uh record of this happening, of just fighting. Yeah, and I don't even remember what we were fighting over, but I remember one time she took her shirt off and started fighting with you. I'm not even mad. What are we fighting about? Right. I love you, right? Um It is cold in here. Well, this Yeah, but this uh Yeah, dude, she I'd be in the back washing dishes, and she would come back there and just throw the dishes across the room at me every now and then. I was like I know Mercedes Glenn hated y'all. Uh yeah, because she definitely caused me to be late a few times, and like I was normally like real punctual and also she's the issue. 100% she was. Rest in peace. No, whoa, what? Oh, she's still with us? Yeah, she's still I think. I don't know. I haven't talked to her in I got divorced in I'm gonna send her this podcast. I got divorced in 2016. My boy said, What's up? Look at him. Hey, I hope you're doing I hope you're doing good. He's lost weight since the last time you saw him.

SPEAKER_08 38:10

Oh. Okay. Nope. He's the same, he's the same weight as the last time that you saw him. Alright, we'll move on.

SPEAKER_09 38:18

Um probably like Dog, girls are wonderful anyways, about like working together? Yeah. Bro, you could be like any other female existing on the planet? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 38:28

Dog, you're like, hello, welcome to Dairy Queen.

SPEAKER_10 38:32

Oh, you trying to fuck that bitch over there? Yeah, she's trying to you just You want her to suck your dick, don't you?

SPEAKER_09 38:38

You're like, she's 70. She's somebody's grandmother. But I mean, yeah. I worked with Hannah for like six, seven months. Right. And uh that was cool. That was also a little bit different of an element. I mean, yeah. I'd be chilling. But and and that's the thing. That's how mature adults that are I mean, I fought with her once. It was my fault though. I was like, you want to fuck him?

SPEAKER_08 39:05

And she's like, what the fuck is happening? I was like, nah, bitch. But I knew how to like I knew how to keep it cool where nobody knew we were fighting. Right. Text.

SPEAKER_09 39:16

And shots across the room like this. Just throwing paper balls every now and then, turning your back. Right. Throwing pins.

SPEAKER_08 39:24

Knocking shit back there behind the bar. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 39:27

But no, uh what what's the word I'm looking for? Um mature adults. You don't like when I guess so. Mature adults that are uh not self-conscious with themselves, you know what I'm saying? Oh, uh insecure. Yeah, not insecure or insecure. Um insecure means that you're not secure. Motherfuckers that are insecure are immature and don't know how to just like coexist with other people. Yeah. So or have their partner coexist with other living human beings. So whatever. Yeah, they're getting mad about being around other people's wild. You know, where were you? I'm like, gas station? Alright, what the boys? Y'all probably fucking bitches. All of us? No. It's just one big gangbang. There's some whore out there. Are you living out of fantasy right now? My thing is like, where?

SPEAKER_08 40:35

Please set it up. That shit don't happen ever. Nine times out of ten, we're just saying gay jokes and making fun of each other.

SPEAKER_11 40:43

Right.

SPEAKER_08 40:45

Right.

SPEAKER_09 40:46

I mean, a girl comes around and we're like, ugh. Look at this bitch. Nobody wants a girl around right now. Nobody wants titties. Like, you're gay. You're gay if you like her. I bet you wish that that titts had a dick.

SPEAKER_08 41:03

Right. Right. You want to know how I know you're gay?

SPEAKER_09 41:11

No, okay. I was waiting for you to say it. Oh, I don't remember. Oh, because I fucked you last night. That's how I know you're gay.

SPEAKER_05 41:18

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_08 41:22

Let's see if I have another clip, man. Oh, that's good. Let's see what I got. Oh yeah, check this out. Bottle flipping.

SPEAKER_09 41:37

Those? Those? What the fuck was that? They'll do a doors. Brother. Let me let me try to pause it on when it's sitting up. That's a that's a dill dog. Why is this a thing? A game that keeps both of my kids happy and off electronics. Sold. Um, if you want your kids off electronics that fucking bad that you're just handing out dildos to them. I mean, yeah. That's one way to get them off. Oh. Well, yeah, that's not the right word. That's one way to not have them on electronics.

SPEAKER_10 42:26

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_08 42:28

Hopefully the mom didn't use them.

SPEAKER_10 42:30

Please stop. I don't like this.

SPEAKER_09 42:33

I don't like this at all. Well, why does this one smell like shrimp? Whatever it tastes like a two. Bro, whatever happened in just like coloring books, Legos, building shit, going out in the woods and playing with sticks, getting on your four-wheeler and just riding around, going to the dock and going fishing. Have you ever played video games? Playing playing paintball in your backyard. Like whatever. Why don't kids do this these days? Have you ever played video games? Yep. That's why. That's why. Bro.

SPEAKER_08 43:09

Bro, you know how long I just be on TikTok? Sometimes I get off of work and I just sit in my truck and get on TikTok and I'm like, and then it's like, it's been 45 fucking hours.

Blizzard Physics And Upside-Down Disasters

SPEAKER_09 43:17

I'm like, fuck, I need to go home. You get lost in that shit. Lost in the sauce, baby. Yeah. And that's how I fucking time travel. Fucking TikTok. I I preferred my way. I feel like my way is a little bit more fun.

SPEAKER_08 43:32

My way.

SPEAKER_09 43:34

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 43:35

My way. It's gonna be a better way.

SPEAKER_08 43:39

Better way. Better way.

SPEAKER_10 43:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 43:42

We definitely solved the uh you're gonna sing every episode.

unknown 43:45

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 43:46

Did you sing with Hannah?

SPEAKER_12 43:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 43:48

Yeah. It was wild she said it was her birthday next month. Oh I could tell in your face that hurts you a lot too. You don't you don't say that.

SPEAKER_09 44:04

You don't you don't say that over there, Jezebel? What's that? No, I was uh I think I'm missing something. Oh, she said uh I know I know she said her birthday next month, but what is that? Yeah, she said you said, what? She said it's Christmas. Yeah. Oh Jesus. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 44:26

I love reliving that moment with you.

SPEAKER_09 44:29

Yeah, that was that was funny. What are you what are you doing over there? Snapchatting. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Tell me fucking Snapchatting right now. Nah, no, I'm not Snapchatting. You were Snapchatting. I'm not Snapchattin'. Snapchat at pussy if it's real. Clean. Yeah. Yeah. Do girls still have like um hairy vaginas? Is that still a thing? Um, so out of my research. Right. You've had more research race re in the past four years than I have. Yeah, um, so there are some. Uh you like hair? Uh gets in your teeth. Yeah. You're like, you're like, is that hers or mine? Tangling my beard. Right. Um, you know, I prefer just uh I'm fine with a little scruff, but you do get rug burn. Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 45:26

That shit like sliding on the gym floor.

SPEAKER_09 45:28

That's just like gym. Oh yeah, yeah. I was like, a gym floor is smooth. Yeah, but you get that fuck. Right. Um but uh oh, also that should be scruffy and it makes you itchy.

SPEAKER_11 45:42

You'd be like, right, bro. You want to exfoliate your skin?

SPEAKER_08 45:46

Right.

SPEAKER_09 45:47

Rub it on a two-day scent shave. At five o'clock shadow. Right.

SPEAKER_08 45:55

Oh man. What are girls starting to shape it up yet? I always thought that was gonna be big.

SPEAKER_09 46:00

Get a nice little shot shape up, make a star. Right. Turn that shit into an octopus. Right. The Kraken. Right.

SPEAKER_08 46:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 46:10

Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah, I mean, I've seen a few things. Um what about like Bush? Like a straight bush. You don't fuck with a straight bush? The pr. So I'll tell you one. You're about to tell me a name? No, I'm not. No, go ahead. No, no, no. Press the button.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

Press the button. Sell me the name.

SPEAKER_09 46:31

I'll tell you later. See, now I got everybody's name running through my head, so I'll just pick one of them. Um okay. All right. Alright, cool. Just tell me the story. Um uh that person definitely uh contained a little bit more. But she did? I wasn't expecting that. Yeah. It's crazy. Super crazy. Um then there was the other one.

SPEAKER_08 46:54

I should shotgun this.

SPEAKER_06 46:56

Yeah, you should. I'm not. That shotgun sounded weird.

SPEAKER_08 47:04

That shotgun sounded like he has down syndrome. Yeah. Well, I don't know if he's Tyler. Every week we're this much closer to nobody watching. We're trying to gain traction, and I say retard all the fucking time, and this dude's like fucking taking it there.

SPEAKER_09 47:30

Yeah, I think I found the name uh Ice Tylenol and Dairy Queen. Hell yeah. Everything a retard wants.

unknown 47:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 47:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 47:41

Yeah. Definitely on the Dairy Queen.

SPEAKER_09 47:44

Oh, yeah. Did you ever eat any of the fucking cakes from there? What the fuck did you just say to me? The cakes, the dairy queen cakes. Yeah, I used to make them. Ooh, that motherfucker was an artist. Yeah. Bro, an artisan. Dairy Queen artisan. You know what I mean? Come on, Winstoney. Oh, don't call me. I will. No, but uh. Uh I remember like there was a few times so I at the when I first started it, I wish I had these pictures still. I I had those pictures on a fucking iPhone touch that I had like my friends send me because I didn't have a phone at the time.

SPEAKER_08 48:22

Okay. Couldn't be trusted.

SPEAKER_09 48:24

No, I just didn't have one. Shortly after I started working at Dairy Queen, I went and bought my own bullshit ass fucking uh what's that shit that they have at uh Walmart? Oh, track phone. Not a track phone. Family share. Straight talk. Straight talk. Yeah. You know what you should have got?

SPEAKER_10 48:46

Gay talk.

SPEAKER_09 48:46

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 48:47

Yep, that's what I was gonna say. Ring ring. Right. We're on the same page now. Hello.

unknown 48:54

Right.

SPEAKER_08 48:54

And that J, when you when it uh powers up, it's like hello, Meltou.

The Great Top Five Blizzard Countdown

SPEAKER_11 49:01

Um every single time you take a selfie, it's like you look fabulous. Yes, queen. Yes, queen. Oh that's so the Dairy Queen that I worked at was in a in a in a beach town.

SPEAKER_09 49:22

Uh very like sort of like what you no no no, what I'm getting, it's not what I'm getting at. God damn. Um You want to just do the podcast by yourself? I'm allowed to fucking interject. I know, but like it's not always about that stuff. Sometimes, but not always.

SPEAKER_08 49:40

Oh, about race.

SPEAKER_09 49:41

Yeah. Yeah. But uh, no, very touristy. So like we had our like we didn't work in the wintertime. Like we shut down. Okay. We shut down October 31st every year. Halloween. Yeah, I know what you were every Halloween. Mr. Swirly Top. Curly Top. Curly Top. But uh, and then we opened back up. The refrigerator's trying to get us to go over there. I know you heard that shit cut on, and we both said, hmm, what's in there? But then we'd open up uh every Memorial Day. But uh so we we like I said, we in summertime peak season, bro, we would have a line out the door and down the side of the building, and it would stay that long for like three hours straight because like people would just keep cycling through. It was it was insane. But what I'm getting at is like we sold a lot of cakes, and there were times where like the girl that like would write on it real nice, she won't there. So Lord. So guess what? Your boy stepped in. And I told everybody up front, I said, Hey, I'm left-handed. That's all you have to say is I'm left-handed. Right. Uh I would tell them, I'm like, hey, uh, I've never written on a cake before, but like my first one I remember, I was like, I've never written on a cake before, but like, I'll do my best. Uh what would you like me to put on there? And they said, Can you put happy birthday, Charlene?

unknown 51:19

Damn.

SPEAKER_09 51:19

And I was like, Couldn't it be Tom? Right. Why couldn't it be Happy B Day? Right. H B Day. Right. Right, H B D. Um, so I would have them write it out exactly how they wanted it, ask them what color they wanted. And uh then I would I went in the back and I did my best. And I remember it looked so atrocious. Yeah. But like when I gave it to them, they smiled and they were just like so happy, regardless. Like it was they were like, honestly, it's fucking great, and this is the story we're gonna tell our family for generations. They probably um felt bad for me. Yeah, they felt you autism. Right, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 52:01

But it's cool that Dairy Queen is hiring autistic kids, and we appreciate you within.

SPEAKER_09 52:07

We had this one dude come in. He came in every night with his family. Well, because it it was like a lot of people that would come in on vacation, they'd be there for like a week or two. Right, right, right. Okay, I got you. Yeah, not like not like two months straight came in every night. It's like that dude was huge. By the end of the summer, like, bro, you're sure he started giving him shit for free at that point. You got some buttons popping off. Um, but no, uh, so he would come in every night and he would order we I think we ended up calling it the fucking Shrek blizzard, because he would order a large blizzard with one of everything in it. Everything. What is one of everything? Like one scoop, one one, yeah, one of one like handle pull.

SPEAKER_11 52:55

Yeah, so it would either it would either be when you say one of everything, we had uh certain things got large scoops, certain things had little scoops, certain things had one ladle, certain things had one pump. Right. So yeah, one of everything.

SPEAKER_09 53:08

So like marshmallow, one pump, caramel, one pump, hot fudge, one pump. How much ice cream was in there? No.

SPEAKER_11 53:18

Normal.

SPEAKER_09 53:18

Normal. Like we we would make it work. Blending it was a fucking bitch. Oh yeah. Um did you ever taste it? No, but here's the fuck up. Here's the fucked up part. Mr. Glenn. So what what happens anytime you buy a blizzard from Dairy Queen and they hand it to you? Oh, they don't that bitch upside down. They don't that bitch upside down. Yeah, they're doing magic tricks out this bitch. They say, You see how well I did? Yep. So we had to do that with every blizzard. Right. And you better. Yep. Here is the caveat to that. And this was especially difficult. Why do y'all do that? Because it's the fucking the grip, that grip, you know what I'm saying? Right. Okay. Um I'm sorry, doing that shit to my girl, just stepping her upside down. But now, here's the caveat to that.

SPEAKER_11 54:12

And it's especially I don't know, it was back in the day, but it was really bad. I don't know how it is now. But especially with the turtle pecan turtle pecan blizzard, the turtle, I forget what it was called. But the turtle blizzard. Yeah. So when you've got like ice cream and you add in a ladle of the uh, you know, the the shell. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 54:39

Yeah, the dip. So when you add in a ladle of that, some pecans and some hot caramel into that and you blend it up. That's it melting. That shit melting.

SPEAKER_08 54:48

Yeah.

Parfaits, Minis, And Dangerous Blenders

SPEAKER_09 54:49

And then when you know what happens when you turn it upside down? That shit spill out. The whole entire. Did you spill it? I have spilled a couple blizzards before. And it was ones that had What do you what what happened? You fucking clean it and you make it again. And do you just tip that one over? Yep. Have you ever like double? Yep. That's insane. Hey, bro, you don't get this one tipped over because it's bullshit that you even ordered this. Here you go. No, what's bullshit is like you have to do it real quick. Yeah. Hold a rag up under it. I'm gonna start clapping now that I know that it sometimes it falls out. Bravo, bravo. When this dude would order the Shrek Blizzard, man. Would y'all hate making it? A lot of work. Yes and no. Like it it's not it's real easy because everything's in a line. You're just like shh shh shh shh shh.

SPEAKER_08 55:47

You know, I would hire you, dog. Because it I hated fucking dropping fries.

SPEAKER_09 55:54

I hated like, oh, somebody ordered something. I have to do my job. I was a horrible 16-year-old worker, dog. Yeah. Oh, and I forgot about this. Um, the banana split blizzard was another bad one because it had bananas in it?

unknown 56:12

No.

SPEAKER_08 56:13

No, no, no, I'm asking.

SPEAKER_09 56:14

No, no, that sounds really fucking good. I might go get it.

SPEAKER_11 56:16

Yeah, no, I don't know if they still do it or not. Well, I mean, I guess you could do it. Um, so it was a banana split blizzard, and what it had was it had uh you get half a banana and you dice that up. Right. You know, drop that jank in there, and then uh you we had wet strawberries. And so you put a ladle of wet strawberries in there.

SPEAKER_09 56:40

Then we had pineapple, a ladle fucking pineapple in there. I'm getting somewhere. Okay. Then wet walnuts. You know, the sweet wet walnuts. Why is everything wet? I'm getting somewhere. I'm picking it up. And then uh I want to say it was a ladle of the uh chocolate cone dip.

SPEAKER_11 57:05

You want to talk about another one that you don't want to tip upside down? Banana split blizzard.

SPEAKER_09 57:11

Alright. Every ingredient was wet. Yeah. It melts ice cream.

SPEAKER_08 57:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 57:17

Yeah, that's stupid. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 57:19

I know we do.

SPEAKER_09 57:20

Top five blizzards. I already got my top one. It's one that I made. No, you don't do the number one. No, it has to be ones that are on the menu. Can't be no custom made shit. No, because anybody can go up and order this. All right. You ready? Number five. Five, five, five. That's me first. I fucking always forget that shit.

SPEAKER_08 57:43

Bro, number five, the classic Oreo Bing oh McFlurry. Oreo blizzard.

SPEAKER_09 57:48

You want to start all of this over? No. Okay. What, the whole podcast? The or the or McFlurry. Frosty. There was a glitch in the system. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, what was Mercury is in retrograde. I don't give a damn about that. All right. I don't even know what that means. Um, how about this?

SPEAKER_11 58:16

Let's take a quick piss break real quick, and we'll come back to it.

SPEAKER_09 58:19

This is the same thing we did with the fucking wings. And then it was all fucked up afterwards. Oh no, no. Let's finish our five. Blizzards, I got. Let's finish our five and then piss. Okay, let's go piss. Come on. All right, press the button.

SPEAKER_10 59:05

That's right, everybody. We're back and we're all pissed up and ready to go for our top five countdown or count up.

SPEAKER_09 59:12

We have our favorite shit every week. Blizzards. We do this every week, right? That's our thing. Uh, top fives? Yeah, we do top fives. Yeah, bitch, we do top fives. What's up? We'll do the top five girls next week. All right, all right. Top five blizzards. Number five. It's me. Fuck! Every fucking time. You fucking suck. I know. Um, I'm gonna say Oreo Blizzard. I still almost admit furry. Fuck. Oreo blizzard. We started over and I still fucked up. Right, right, right. All right. Oreo blizzard's good. Um it is. It's a classic. It is a classic. Classic. Classic. I love that. Classic, classic, classic.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:00

There's nothing more classic than an original classic.

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SPEAKER_09 1:00:05

Alright, so my top five. Number five. My top five. Number five. I'm gonna go with a butterfinger. As number five? As number five. I can't wait to hear the other four. Oh, they're gonna be great. That's insane. They're gonna be great. Do we argue? They're gonna be great.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:40

Yeah. Number four.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:48

Fuck it. Um, number four.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:53

Another classic. Yemen M. Yemen? Yemen M. Yemen M. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:01

I thought that was a um It's a classic. I thought Yemen M was uh getting bombed or something. Yeah. Yeah. It's a classic. Yeah. Yeah. Classic Yemen M.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:19

Yeah. Um clear MM. Yep, Eminem. Um, that's good. I like the MMs. Uh one thing that I love the taste, but every now and then what bothers me about the Yemen's dark inside. No. Is when the when the shells get cold, and every now and then, just not every bite, but every few bites or once in a blue moon bite, you'll have one just scrape up your tooth. Right. It's like nails on a chalkboard. Oh, yeah, sounds horrible.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:57

Yeah. That has happened to me uh quite a few times, uh, you know, in the Dairy Queen. Um you just walk through and just No, no, no.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:06

I'm talking about the ones that were like already like when you make an MM. You would never grab anything off the thing?

SPEAKER_08 1:02:12

No.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:13

Dog. When I worked at McDonald's and we made McFlurries, I would take home bags of mini MMs. You can do that. Mr. Glenn. Mr. Glenn watched the cameras.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:24

Like I watched him fire people. So anytime you uh made something and it was wrong, or customer changed their mind midway through, we had a freezer over in the corner and we would put a lid on them and put them in there. Right. And he would get mad. We had to basically beg him on nights to take home blizzards that he was just gonna go drop off at the fire department.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:52

Well, he didn't need them. He was probably fucking them. Right. Can I slide down the pole? Right. I gotta fucking pull this up. I've got some blizzards. All right, what's your number four, dickhead? Um my number four. Number four. Um that's gonna be a small spot.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:27

I didn't know that was a one.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:28

Yep. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:30

I mean, you could be lying for all I know.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:32

No, small space.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:33

All right. Number three. Number three for me is gonna have to be number three.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:45

Um I'm gonna go with Butterfinger. Number three is Butterfinger for you. Number three is Butterfinger for me.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:52

Number three is Butterfinger for you.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:54

Okay. Like that. I like that. Uh number three for me is gonna be Oreo cheesecake. Ooh. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:03

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is a that that's fucking so fucking good.

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SPEAKER_09 1:04:13

Right. Okay. Number two. Uh, I'm gonna steal from you uh Oreo cheesecake for sure. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Them cheesecake square bites, little things is fucking. Hey, now those are ones.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:33

If there's anything that I would have that I used to take, I said, because the the way I could do that, so like the one of the cameras was down like on the prep table where we had the scoops, but every now and then uh you had to get the cheesecake, and the cheesecake was down below because it was a cool right. So every now and then I'd as I'm putting it back, I'd leave the lid just not like not secure all the way. That way I can slip my hand in there real quick, grab me a couple.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:03

Hey, Mr. Glenn sounds like a dickhead. Yeah. Um yeah. What was that? Number three? Uh number two. So now we're on number two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, we already did that. We didn't we didn't do that because you stole from me.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:20

Yeah, I stole my We did this. I said number two, and then I said Oreo cheesecake.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:25

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's my turn. Number two. Can't be real. Number two. You're a made-up person. You're an avatar. Number two, Brian. Yep.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:38

Pumpkin pie.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:40

I've never had that. Oh, bro. What? Let's fucking go right now. I think they still got it. They might. There's a slim chance they have it. I don't think they have it anymore because we're past October. If we go, we might be. What was in it? Like Graham Cracker and So, bro.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:57

It's literally, you know that nobody knows the name, but it's literally the only pumpkin pie fill-in that everybody buys. Yeah, yeah. Right. It's literally that, and these little fucking they call them pie pieces, but they're just like almost like a little tiny cookie.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:14

Okay. Um, that, and uh, I want to say it was nutmeg or cinnamon. Nutmeg or cinnamon? Right.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:26

A little bit of that, blend it up, pumpkin pie blizzard. Okay. But you can you can literally make that shit in your kitchen. Literally make it in your kitchen.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:34

Oh yeah. That sounds good.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:37

Oh, yeah. Number two. All right, you ready? Oh, this is gonna be number one.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:42

I know how the fucking down works. I don't understand how to do it. I don't want you to get lost. I didn't want you to get confused whenever I said, yeah, that would be a good one. How did you get lost? So fucking easily. I just wanted between three and two. How? I just wanted you to know. I know how this works. I just wanted you to know that when I said number two, that you weren't gonna get confused. Because the alcohol again. It hasn't been a problem in a while. And it's not now. You got lost. I was a three and two.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:09

You said okay, all right, we're on number one. Number one. Thank you. Um the dog. The OG, triple OG, my favorite fucking candy, my favorite everything.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:33

Dick. Reese's. No, not Dick. Reese's. Reese's dog. It's not even on your list, bro, unless it's number one and it's not. Nope. I it would be number six. Number six? Yep. Because wait until I tell you what my number one blizzard is. It's going to blow your mind. All right, well, it's right now. Yep, it is. It's a cookie jar blizzard ad marshmallow. What's that? Winston? Oh, I'm gonna fucking tell you. What a cookie jar blizzard is.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:10

Add marshmallow. A cookie jar blizzard ad marshmallow is cookie dough. Okay.

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SPEAKER_09 1:08:19

Oreo. Okay. Hot fudge. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:24

Marshmallow.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:25

Yeah. So fucking good. Huh. Yep. A lot of times I'll leave out the hot fudge and I'll just get the marshmallow. What's better, hot fudge or caramel? Like if you don't want a Sunday, dog, a caramel sundae is so fucking good. Yeah, it really is. I can taste it. Why not? Just do both. Nah. I don't really like the hot fudge. But what if you did a double tier? Oh my god. Do you remember the peanut butter parfaits? No. I never fucked with parfaits. Dairy Queen's got them. What is a parfait? What's that? Is it yogurt? Nope. It's the ice cream. Why is it a parfait? Why didn't I just call it? Because what you would do is you would do uh so the parfait cup is let's say it's roughly this tall, but up here at the top it gets wider and kind of looks like a bowl, right? Right, kind of like the Sunday. Yeah, yeah. So it kind of looks like a Sunday bowl up here at the top, but again, you've got this long stem that you can hold.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:30

Right. So what you do is you would fill it up to about here with ice cream. Okay. Then you would put a pump of hot fudge, then you would do a spoon of peanuts, then you would do about this much ice cream, hot fudge, peanuts, ice cream, hot fudge, peanuts, and then you would where the bowl came up, you would do like you would make two balls of ice cream. Right. And then you would drizzle the hot fudge on the top and top it with peanuts. And that was your peanut butter parfait. Or peanut parfait.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:12

I forget what it was called. Actually, was there peanut butter in it as well? Fuck. That feels like a hot fudge Sunday. Just layered.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:21

Yeah, just layered. I think that's what the parfait is.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:24

Um, they were fun to make, like we used to have to make them and shit, you know. We used to have parfaits at McDonald's. Yeah. I think of the McDonald's. Were they layered?

SPEAKER_08 1:10:34

Yeah, I mean, that's what parfait means, I think.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:36

Oh, I think I think we were coming up, I think we were solving something together.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:40

Yeah, parfait. Um, one thing that we used to have that I don't think Dairy Queen has anymore. Do you remember the what was it called? It was like the brownie um, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:58

It was like a uh a brownie chunk or some shit. It wasn't a blizzard. This was like a full-size brownie, and I remember with ice cream on top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, we used to have to make those. Dude, um and my my mind, y'all, my my knowledge of Dairy Queen work experience. It's like he still works there. But no, no, no. No, what I was trying to say was it's from the year when did I start there? I worked there from the summer of 2009, 2010 until 2013. So it's been a long time. I'm sure a lot of things have changed at Dairy Queen. Yeah, I mean, I'm yeah. 12 years ago. I was there for the incorporation of the mini blizzards. All right, I'm done with Dairy Queen.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:52

It's all mini blizzards.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:53

It sucked. I like a mini blizzard. Bro, they were they're I don't know if they still are. I hope that they're not, but they're dangerous to fucking make.

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SPEAKER_11 1:12:00

Why? All right, I'm gonna tell you. So, whenever whenever you get a blizzard made, right? At least back in my day. I don't like saying that. Um, but you've got your paper cup with the ice cream and all your ingredients in there, and you put what they call a collar, and it's a metal thing that slips into it. Right. And then you're supposed to hold, you know, hold the side of the paper cup and squeeze it against the metal collar that's sitting inside of it, and put your finger at the top and hold like kind of hold it down like this, right? And then you fucking blend it, right? Yep. So then you know, you take your collar out, right?

SPEAKER_09 1:12:45

Get rid of it. But again, it was a metal collar. Did uh what's his face? What's the guy's name? The manager. So once you get rid of the metal collar and you hang out your blizzard. Because I know he used to come over and watch y'all make that shit. Except for one of the firefighters. You know, he would watch the girls make them. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, we had some hot girls that were working there. I believe it. Yeah. I mean, that's every fast food place. Right. Like when you're 16, you're like, bruh, well, I'm gonna win it. Right. But when the minis came out, the minis, you know, they're they're small as fuck. Right.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:21

And you've got this high power fucking blender that you've got that you're using a foot pedal with, and like a like literally a gas pedal.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:33

This is insane. And the It has to be changed by now. The collar was made of paper, the same material that the cup was made out of.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:43

Right. There was no stability. I can't tell you how many times I've almost got my fucking hand sliced up in the fucking blender because some bitch's fucking Oreo mini-size blizzard fucking disintegrated in my fucking hand.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:58

That's spillage.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:00

Yeah, that's spillage. And then you gotta clean it up. Then, you know, that blender's out of service for you know a good five minutes while you fucking clean everything up.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:10

Oh. I worked at McDonald's in the ice cream machine was always broken, baby. Well, this was an ice cream restaurant. Right, yeah. Y'all should have had y'all shit broken every now and then. Well, you know, we were actually a full Dairy Queen.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:22

We had a whole grill. We did we did uh fried chicken, not fried chicken, but we did chicken tenders, uh chicken sandwiches, hot dogs, hot dogs, burgers.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:34

We knew you did hot dogs because you were throwing them on the fucking roof. Yeah. Hey, Dairy Queen's Mushroom Swiss. All right. Yep. How do we uh segue into something else? I don't know. Talk about anything else. All right. Uh speaking of hot girls. All right? Hot dogs? No, no, no. So when I heard a dairy queen, I mean the foot-long hot dogs. How do you feel about adopting a prison girl? Stick with me here. Stick with me. Allow me to show you.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:15

Hi, my name is Annie. Um, just hit me up on JP 104-8401. And I hope you have a name.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:24

We might. We might. How about this one?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:26

It's Ashley. I'm just trying to look for new people to talk to, and hopefully some of us hit me up if you're interested in the 120-661.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:37

What about this one?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:39

Hey, my name is Kevin.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:42

He's a gangster.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:43

I'm really just looking for friends.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:44

Um anything super serious. Um, yeah, you can get a hold of me. Bruh.

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SPEAKER_09 1:15:52

Hold on. One one one really big question here. Yeah. Why did I go over the whole screen? I don't know. I don't know. I felt like she was in here. Right. Yeah. That's the winner. That's the one we adopted. I felt like we were in jail with her. I was like, oh shit. Orange is the new black.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:11

Right. Right.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:12

You're out of this bitch like, that'll beat me up. When do we get to go to the yard? You're just using every jail term you know. Right. You're like, somebody put me in a hole. Why do you have a shank? Right. This is my hand. Um man. It'd be cool to like pen pal with a jail girl.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:34

I don't know if that's the correct term to use, but I think the only thing that throws me off is um why is the website called JPEG?

SPEAKER_09 1:16:44

Yeah, don't put pay in it. JPEG, I thought of Japanese.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:50

Okay. Why? What?

SPEAKER_09 1:16:58

Did you go somewhere? Where the fuck did you go? You better not be able to wear sunglasses. Did you fall asleep? No. No, I was the J. That's it.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:08

No, I mean, J-panese.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:20

Um by looking at your face, you don't look like you're down for the uh I feel like this would be right up your alley. You love you love chicks that not saying all chicks in jail are crazy, but um good majority of them probably are.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:41

What does that have to do with me? Well, that has nothing to do with me. I don't know record. I don't had I I've never been with a crazy person. Oh okay. Okay. Yeah. I only I only follow church going women. Well, that was true. That was true. Um yeah, you want to tell your so you want to tell a church story? My ex-wife went to church. Yeah, how'd that um how'd that work out? It was a strip club called church. Right. Hallelujah. Amen. Uh yeah, dog. Um, anyways, I think that would be right up your alley.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:32

And you could just pin pal him. Y'all could just fight through text. Right. I'll mediate. Like, this is actually Brian this time. I'm just messaging you to tell you that Winston said he's not talking right now. You could video chat him. So I looked at the website. They like video chat him and shit. Like, it's fucking like I didn't even know you could have tablets in jail. Yeah. That's like that. One of the girls is like, hey, TikTok.

unknown 1:18:56

Right.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:57

Hold on, chick. I don't want to say bitch, because again, Jail turns. Idaho's Idaho's kind of far, but they might come find us. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:06

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:07

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:08

Mm-hmm. Oh man. What you got? You got anything? Uh, clip-wise, no, I don't really have any this week. Awesome. I think I have one more. Okay. One more, dog. And I want to try this with you.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:27

Step over.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:32

You're gonna get the tally.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:41

What do they all sound like that?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:44

Put it in front of you, too.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:48

You think we can do this? Every team member sounds identical. Like it there's three teams.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:52

Each one has one person that sounds identical to the other one person on the other three teams. Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:58

Wait, hold on. Okay, this is right.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:10

It's not a good thing. It's gonna break this.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:36

Dude, I'm gonna get underneath. I'm gonna step over.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:43

We fell.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:48

Do you feel like it's something we can do? Oh my god, this is smosh. Smosh. I think this is smosh. I don't know what that means. It's a YouTube channel. Okay. Uh, do you think that we could do that? Um I don't know. I think. Do you want to try it? I'd be down, but we need some extra long towels. Yeah, we too big to be crawling up underneath of each other and shit. And if you swipe my fucking my fucking taint like that, bro, I'll be upset. Hey, I'm gonna be upset too. What else? Um, what else is there to talk about? Sorry, heard a noise.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:36

Um I mean, bro, there's honestly so many things in the world to talk about.

SPEAKER_10 1:21:41

You know, we could talk about We could talk about TV shows. We could talk about movies. We could talk about What's going on with you today?

SPEAKER_09 1:22:04

What's going on? You good?

SPEAKER_11 1:22:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:07

Sorry. Been a little uh little uh wired up today. Bro, when I thought you were super tired. When I talked to you on the phone earlier today, you were like Yeah, dude, I was falling asleep. Um I don't you're like, I'm exhausted, dog.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:20

And I was like, Yeah, me too. And then you're like, I don't know, you blah blah blah. And then like you've been amped up this entire podcast.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:30

I mean, I'm not I'm not complaining. I know you're not, but uh you know I had some uh$5 hair sushi and a fucking How was that grapes, uh Welch's grape? Uh oh it's the ghost ghost energy.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:45

Do you drink ghosts very often? No, yeah, that shit'll get me like that. Like you're doing all this shit. No, I'm just I'm literally trying to get something.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:52

No, it's not a booger.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:56

Get something on my finger. Uh now I get like uh monster and Red Bull don't really do it to me, but if I do like ghost, bang, anything like that, I'll be fucking hammered, dude.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:06

Yeah, so fucking Opie. He used to like he got me onto when we were going to the gym, he got me on to doing like fucking like drinking energy drinks, but I was fucking up because I was doing pre-workout and drinking an energy drink. Bro, I was amped up at 5 p.m. And I gotta be up at three. Right.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:27

Like it was not a good fucking, it was a good time in the moment, but like going home, I was just like, I want to do something, I want to do something, I want to do something. Yeah, yeah. A lot of times when it comes to shit like that, nowadays I'm just worried about my heart. Right. Yeah, right. Everything good with your heart? Uh, bro, Monday. Monday, Monday, Monday.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:51

Monday, Monday, Monday. I woke up about 10, 15 minutes before my alarm, had to piss, and you know, got up, ran to the bathroom, rest.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:07

No, I walked. Skedaddled. Yeah. Like Scooby-Doo. Right. You were on your tippies, I wasn't able to do it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:15

Um, but I pissed, and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna lay down for 10 minutes. And while I was laying down for those 10 minutes, I wasn't planning on going to sleep. I was just like laying there. Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:24:27

And I wasn't thinking about nothing. I wasn't upset about nothing. I was just like relaxing. Right, right, right. Next thing you know, my heart is beating at like 150 miles an hour.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:44

Jeez. Per minute. And that's not good math.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:50

150 miles per hour per minute.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:52

So that's like what? Like fucking a lot? 60 times 150. That's a lot, dude. Yeah. Um, and I'm sitting there just like breathing, just like short breaths.

SPEAKER_11 1:25:08

Um, and I'm just like 900, you know, having a really bad time. So that that was my Monday morning.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:23

Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, dude. Fucking. Have you had that issue anymore throughout the week? No. It was literally just that. I wonder if you were just worried about not waking up in time. I don't know. Because it was weird because I was awake. Right. Makes no sense. Yeah. Normally doesn't. That's kind of how uh life is. You know? Hey, um no shro up there.

SPEAKER_12 1:25:52

None.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:53

Hey, what's the uh you reminded me of this shit before we started the podcast uh today.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:59

How did the uh how did our first uh original theme go Oh shit go ahead say I was gonna say just filtered? Just dogging unfiltered whim whim whim whim whimp.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:41

Just dogging unfiltered. Bro, I said that um you sound like um Stephen Hawking's on Epstein Island.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:51

Yeah, yeah. Swanky a little vilter.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:57

What a nice island you have. Wimp, wimp, wimp, wimp, wimp. Why are there only kids here?

SPEAKER_09 1:27:04

Wimp, wimp, wimp, wimp, wimp. He's just in the fucking wheelchair just fucking wheeling, dog.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:11

Right. Hello. He's gotta type that shit in. He's got like a little fast button.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:20

Where are the 12-year-olds? Jesus fucking Christ. Epstein, you told me that there weren't gonna be any other adults.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:31

It's not funny, it's not what it is. Oh man.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:35

Only because it's a Stephen Hawkins part. Like, bro didn't even what was he even doing there? He's like, usually, all you know what he was all Stephen Hawking was trying to do was trying to show them some cool wheelchair tricks.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:48

Right. Have you seen those? I wish I had some pulled up. Them shits are fucking hilarious, dog. He's like going down the fucking vert. Have you seen the one where he's jumping off the top rope for wrestling?

SPEAKER_12 1:28:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:02

Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_09 1:28:04

So fucking good, man. Uh AI is out of control, but I love it. Bro, AI is gonna come. Like the video part is fucking insane. I was talking to you about this last night.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:13

It's gonna, we're gonna hit a point in time where AI is gonna be able to do live videos where it's creating shit as it's happening, you know what I'm saying? And we're not gonna fucking know.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:25

Yeah. I mean, um, do you think do you think us as podcasters are in trouble with AI because of AI?

SPEAKER_09 1:28:33

I mean, they have an app that you can literally type out and it'll do the entire podcast for you.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:38

So did you know that there was so did you know that there was actually a podcast that came out, gained a following and everything, and it was all AI. So, like, not the followers. The followers were real, right?

SPEAKER_11 1:28:53

But the host, it was two hosts, and they interacted with each other, and they were both AI. And then at the end of it, on their final episode, they were like, Hey, did you know that we're like not real?

SPEAKER_10 1:29:03

And they were like, What? The AI started talking to each other, they're like, I didn't know I wasn't real. What do you mean? All this is nothing. Oh, dude, it's creepy as fuck.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:11

I'm gonna find it for you. I'm good. I'm good. I'll be right back. Where you going? I have to press.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:21

Well, press the button.

unknown 1:29:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:25

That was a wild thing to do.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:44

And then we're back. That's right, Brennan. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:56

Um, I've been hydrating a lot because I had some lamps. Done yesterday. That's right. Them L abs. Right. Um, so uh throw a couple trulies on top of a few gallons of water, and you're you when you gotta go. Pissy McGee. You gotta go. And I couldn't just wait anymore, and I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:18

Yo, um What's your favorite time of day?

SPEAKER_06 1:30:23

Um I'd say around six oh seven in the morning.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:31

There's no way you're awake at 6.07.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:33

I am.

SPEAKER_09 1:30:34

Why 6.07?

SPEAKER_11 1:30:35

Because that's typically when I wake up.

SPEAKER_09 1:30:38

It's supposed to be 5 15. Really? Yeah. But instead it's 6.07. 7. And that's not even when the alarm goes off. 6 7.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:53

Um my ask me no ask me.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:57

What's your favorite time of day?

SPEAKER_08 1:30:59

Yeah, um my favorite time of day is I like a good old 7.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:08

About 7 p.m.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:10

About 7 p.m.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:11

Yeah. Now, is that during summer solstice or winter solstice? Uh either. Either. Seven in the early. Just seven in the evening is like a lit time for me. Very interesting.

SPEAKER_10 1:31:22

Now what because especially now I can understand how it can be lit in the summer solstice, but stop saying solstice.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:32

When we're in the winter solstice, um it's typically dark, so what makes it lit? I hate talking to you. What makes it lit when it's dark outside?

SPEAKER_10 1:31:47

Because normally during the winter solstice, it goes down around.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:52

I don't think anybody in life pisses me off as much as you do.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:55

Five five thirty? Nobody. Nobody. December twenty first, I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_11 1:32:07

December twenty-first is, I'm pretty sure, the actual winter salsa.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:12

And it is winter salsa the shortest day of the entire year from sunrise to sunset. I think this is just your podcast today. What is it about seven in both the summer salsa and the uh the winter salsa that makes it lit for you?

SPEAKER_11 1:32:32

Because the winter one seems dark to me.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:38

I hate I hate you so much. And you make me want to slam my headphones down and leave. Um I am saying lit as in cool.

SPEAKER_11 1:32:54

During the summer, how could it be cool when it's auto food? I wouldn't do that. That sounds stupid.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:00

Yeah, and so did the one about being lit when it's dark out. No, I'm uh seven o'clock is cool because it's like I like you know, food around that time. Right. You know, everybody's out of fucking work and school for the most part. Right. It's just lit. It's just a a fun time. Alright. I hate it. The new the new name of this podcast is just talking, I hate it. So make that fucking thing with the chat GPT.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:33

Uh all right, doggy. I'm hungry. Are you you didn't have no shrimp today? No shrimp today. You didn't you didn't bring any fucking snacks, no food.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:45

Um yeah, as a host, you weren't very entertaining today. And normally you are. Last time you had fucking four brown four pounds of shrimp. The last time I was here. Did you have any food for Hannah?

SPEAKER_06 1:33:57

No.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:00

She probably would have been needed more than shrimp. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_09 1:34:08

Alright, man.

SPEAKER_11 1:34:09

Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp. I tell you. Um you know what? Next time I'll make sure that we have a brownies.

SPEAKER_09 1:34:19

What? Homemade brownies. What? No. You'll make homemade brownies. No. Do you like to cook? You know what? I do. I think we should cook.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:29

We should cook. We should cook. I'm down. I'm down to cook too. What would you want to cook first? Um Blooming Onion.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:40

You weren't ready for that shit, weren't you?

SPEAKER_09 1:34:43

The down onion. The down onion. Alright, man. Give me a fucking quote so I can eat. Is that just a hold on, what is the I gotta ask. Down onion. Is it retarded? See, it could be that or yay. Because it's on the down low. Or it's just down for anything. Yeah. It's a hoe. Yeah. It's one of the girls from the ATM. Mm-hmm. Love the ATM. Uh also, real quick, real quick.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:17

Um, I want to thank everybody that watches, listens, everything. Uh our TikTok said like 130 followers.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:25

I know it's not a lot, but it's a lot to us. And um Yeah, it's definitely something. We're on like episode 9, 10, 8, 11, 8, yeah, whatever. Something. And uh yeah. We just appreciate it. We definitely do. And uh, you know, we're gonna recognize it.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:46

So smack that like button. Smack that like button, subscribe, tell your friends, tell your mama, tell your daddy if you got one.

SPEAKER_11 1:35:53

Right. Um, but uh no, yeah, no, I I agree with that. Uh it's and like me and you have said before, like even if it's just me knew that we're the we're the only ones that ever listen to this, and just uh other few people that actually listen to episodes, it's fun doing this.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:09

It's fun sitting here with my bro, drinking some drinks, and just bullshitting saying some wild fucking shit.

SPEAKER_09 1:36:16

You yeah y'all ought to hear some of just our phone calls. Me and this dude will be on the phone with each other for like hours, hours at a time, just saying jerking off. No. Oh, you're not. I thought it was a mutual thing.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:31

I might not be calling you anymore.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:33

Right, right. What is that smacking sound? It's my truck.

SPEAKER_09 1:36:40

All right, man, get me on here. All right. My quote for the day is good quote.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:50

Curly what was it? And we're back. Um curly top, don't stop. That sounds like a good one, right? Love y'all. Love you guys too.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:25

Well we've been rambling, sharing our minds, talking about another, and all we can find. Winston and Brian, they're keeping it real. Just too good old voice with plenty to spill. Pull up the chip, and next time, same old voice, pretty too line. It's just all unfiltered free. Get down the road. They've got the plane, they've got the chalk. A little bit of mystery, but no one gets on From the kitchen table to the open Filter the free Cause they just don't care. They get to the last, it's the fun, to say goodbye to the stuff, unfiltered and free. Just talk to me. Oh just on it on the filter. It's down the road They've got the lantern, they've got the chalk, a little bit of mischief, but no one gets harm From the kitchen table to the open there's too free, cause they just don't care. So they're to the last, here's to the fun, to say goodbye is just to a dust. Unfiltered free.