Number One Or Number Two Until You Go Blind

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old Open And Barking Chaos

SPEAKER_05 0:00

Welcome back to Just Talking Unfiltered. Today we have a wild story for you. Absolutely wild. You won't believe this.

SPEAKER_03 0:10

What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Just Talking Unfiltered. My name's Winston. And I'm Brian. Hell fucking yeah, dog. What's goodie? He'd be scaring the shit out of me. Why? When you start, you'd be scaring the shit out of me, dog. Because you just don't expect it. Right, every time. Yeah. Yeah. Well, scared. Like a chihuahua with PTSD. I'm a little big to be a chihuahua. I'm more like a Rottwaller.

SPEAKER_04 0:34

Oh. That's right. Oh.

unknown 0:36

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 0:37

How good is your bark?

etSmart Or Petsmart Name Debate

SPEAKER_03 0:46

It's like a fucking What is that? A pit bull? A hound dog? You ain't nothing but a hound dog. I don't like because I did the mic like that. Slurpee is probably freaking the fuck out. Yeah. What are them fat guys doing? She thinks there are dogs in here, son. Bro, one time we were at um Pet Smart. No, it wasn't Pet Smart. It was Total Wine. Totally wine. We were at Total Wine and I was barking. Right. And somebody thought a dog was in there and was looking for the dog. Dude, my dad, my dad used to do barks all the fucking time. Right. I've seen grown women scream and run at my dad's bark. Really? In stores, yeah. Why is he running after people barking? No, he wasn't. Like we'd just be um, especially like at his picture running through house. Oh, roah, roar, roar, roah, roll, oh shit. No, we'd just be walking. He'd go, oh, and they'd be like, what the fuck? Right. You know. Um, dude, speaking of pet smart, real quick. Have you seen this new viral video going around about Pet Smart?

SPEAKER_04 2:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:02

Yeah. Yeah. I want one. Huh? What? What did you see? The song. No, I saw The Kangaroos. No, dude. Um there's a there's a new song going around right now, and it's I've it's been on news outlets and everything. And this dude is like, is it Pet Smart? Oh yeah, I saw that. Or is it Pets Pets Smart?

SPEAKER_04 2:26

Yeah, yeah, I saw this.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Yeah. Dude, can we pull that? Can that be the opening clip?

SPEAKER_04 2:32

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

Sure. Uh I'll let you find it and then I'll turn up the volume.

SPEAKER_04 2:44

This one, right? Yeah, one of those. Or this one? Yeah, we'll do this one. We'll do the second one. Alright. Wait though. You ready? Yep. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

I got a question. Is it smart? Are you playing the test for smart? Or are you playing the marker?

SPEAKER_04 3:18

Margaret, no moment I want to do it.

SPEAKER_03 3:28

Yeah, that's what it does.

SPEAKER_05 3:33

Yo, it's Winston and Ryan, the unfiltered crew. Fat bearded legends with opinions for you. Texas laughs, no filter, no cap, poor drink, take a seat. We just talking rap. Winston in the corner with the whiskey in his fist, Ryan yelling loud. Every topic gets pissed. Beard so thick, they can smuggle the brisket. Voices boomin' harder than a 12-inch sub kit. Grab your low star. We ain't polite. Welcome to the show. It's a bar fight tonight. Just talking done, still to no rules, no shame. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas heat, Texas beats, grab a mic and ignite. It's wins in the bind, keep it raw, keep it tight. Just talking done, but no rules, no shame. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas heat, Texas beats, grab a mic and ignite. It's wins in the bind, keep it raw, keep it tight. Ryan got the volume of a megaphone riot. Winston got the booze, but his liver stay quiet. Topics jump wild like a bull in the shoe. From brisket to politics, no subjects move.

unknown 4:33

Barbecue stains on a microphone grip.

SPEAKER_03 4:35

Spit by Which one is it? Um so Pet Smart actually came out. It can't be both. I know. Here's the thing. Pet Smart actually came out, and I think they said it's both. So can it be both? Uh I don't know. Uh, you know, the pets are kind of smart, especially if you get a train one. Yeah. But it's also a Mart that is for pets. And if you look at the logo, the Pet Smart logo, it's it's where's where's the where's that ball bouncing? Because that's like an apostrophe. You know what I'm saying? Right. Damn it, I just want the fucking logo. Trying here. Hold on. Pet smart logo. Boom. We were prepared today. Alright, so let me see. I'm trying to analyze it myself. So you've got pet in red, smart in blue. Yeah, it's pet smart. So that is pet smart. Yeah. But where the ball is actually where where the ball bounces in between the T and the S, it makes it kind of like an apostrophe. So it's like Pets Mart. Yeah, so it's both. Yeah, I don't like this. I think they should just It's both, doggy. I think they should stick with one. I think they should figure it out and figure out what they want to, who they want to be. Sounds like they're PetSmart's having like an identity crisis. Yeah, or not, because it's got people talking about it. Yeah, it definitely does. I mean, I bro, I saw another clip where these dudes perform their song in front of a PetSmart. That's funny. Oh yeah, that's great, dude. Um PetSmart responded with, please stop yelling. You're hurting our dog's ears. So that was that was cool.

SPEAKER_04 6:39

That's a pet smart answer.

re Dogs Smart Or Just Trained

SPEAKER_03 6:40

Yeah, for sure. What if a pet wrote that? Very smart. Very smart. Have you seen the dogs that like uh oh that can press the keyboard? Not not the keyboard, but the buttons that have like the words. Yeah, like a piano. They're like, remember back in the day the staples, uh that was easy button? Yeah. It's like those. Yeah. But it's like one of those like big keyboards. No. I mean, I'm sure there's a version of that, but I've just seen like little individual buttons. Oh, just the ball. Yeah, yeah, I got you. Yeah, individual little buttons, and they'll be like hungry, hungry, horny, horny. Well. There shouldn't be a button for that. Find me horny. Dog horny. Do we think dogs are smart? Oh, yeah. Dogs are definitely smart. You've got dogs. I don't know, dog. Dude, you've got a uh a properly trained dog can find like think about you've got dogs that look for drugs, lucky, bombs, lucky. There's dogs that look for electronics. Yeah, they're good at smelling. Yeah, that's make them smart. But the fact that they can be like, oh, this one thing of all the millions of smells I can smell, I found that one smell. Yeah, but they're not smart because they're letting us manipulate them to use their nose to find things. Can't be that smart. But you can also a dog can so like compared like cats and dogs and shit, a dog can understand more um words and in any language than a cat can. I don't know, dog. I think cats be knowing. They just don't say in. They be so diabolical that they don't give a fuck. Slurvy's not diabolical, she just don't give a fuck. Bro, cats don't give a fuck about nothing. Right, yeah, no, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 8:31

But yo, I'm gonna lay here. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna fucking chase this string. Yeah, and you're gonna feed me. Anything outside of that, I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_03 8:39

Yeah, I might use the litter box. No, my no, mine uses the litter box every time. You think until you find out that it isn't. Well, it's been about almost two years. Haven't found that yet. Right? And how old is Slurpee? About two. Oh yeah. Still got time.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

Wait till wait till Slurpee starts getting older. Can't hold that shit no more.

he Wildest Childhood Cat Story

SPEAKER_03 9:01

Oh yeah. I'm not looking forward to that. I love her. Anyway.

unknown 9:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

When I was a kid, we used to take cats by their tails and swing them around and throw them. You guys playing fire drugs? Right. No, we were serial killers in training. Essentially. Bro, I just picture like y'all being like firefighters and shit. Be like, all right, we gotta get the engine. Let's crank it up. I can tell you one thing. Cats do not like being twirled around over your head. I bet they fucking don't. And I know the comments are gonna hate me. I mean, remember the last time that you said like something about Daisy? Yeah, fuck Daisy. That's the most diabolical thing I've ever heard in my fucking life.

SPEAKER_04 9:47

Right. Yeah, fuck him.

SPEAKER_03 9:49

He was like a Brit or some shit, so who gives a fuck? Dig up your grand and shag your dog. Right. Y'all are shagging dogs over there. So shagging dogs. I'm trying not to say anything wild that you have to bleep out. Oh no, you actually it'd be fine, wouldn't it? Shagging a plenty of time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

tanton Optical Virtual Doctor Setup

SPEAKER_04 10:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

Um, so you're probably wondering why I've got these sunglasses on. Oh. Um maybe you always wear sunglasses, so I was more wondering why the other day you had big sunglasses on. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Um, so today is no different than any other podcast day with the sunglasses. But the other day, I had an eye exam.

SPEAKER_04 10:36

Right.

SPEAKER_03 10:37

And this eye exam stemmed off of a different eye exam that I took at Aldi. This was an eye exam that I alright, so eight months ago. We've got to backtrack a little bit. Eight months ago, I needed contacts. My prescription had been out for who knows how long, so I needed a new prescription to buy the contacts. Right. So called around all the local eye doctors, and they were booked up for like months, and I was like, oh shit, well, I'm on my last pair of fucking contacts. Right. So I need something now. So I found this one place called Stanton Optical. And they had availability for every 15 minutes out of the working day. And I said, Damn, this is my place. Right. So I went there and hold on, let me stop you real quick. No, no, go ahead. I'll I'll I'll I'll insert something in a minute. So I went there, did my eye exam, and I'll explain how the eye exam went in a minute. Um, got some contacts, and they didn't really work too well. They a lot of them, like literally, I would be standing and I'd blink and they'd pop out of my eye. That's insane. What brand was that?

SPEAKER_04 12:08

It couldn't be biofinity.

SPEAKER_03 12:10

No, I so I tried two different kinds. I tried um a monthly and I tried a daily, and I forget which one that I ended up going with, but regardless, I I I ended up getting low on contacts again. And I told them, and I had been wearing the same contacts before then for like, I don't know, 14 years. Air, air optics day and night. That that's right old brand, but they work for me.

SPEAKER_04 12:40

Right.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

So this time I had switched it up, went through those contacts really fucking quick, and I told them, I called them up one day and I was like, hey, I want to buy my old brand of contacts. And they said, Oh, well, because you came in here and specifically had an eye exam for this brand of contacts, you have to do a completely different new exam. That's stupid. Just to buy your brand of contacts that you want to buy. And so, yeah, I said, that's fucking dumb. And they said, Well, that's how we do it. I said, Okie dokie. So I finally, after stringing out my last few contacts as long as I could, knew it was time to go back. So my vision hadn't changed. My vision was still great. All I needed was them to do the eye exam for the brand of contacts, sign it off, and I'll give you my card and I will buy a year's worth. Right. I'm ready to make that purchase.

SPEAKER_04 13:48

Right.

SPEAKER_03 13:51

Here's where it gets fucked up. So after work, I get there. My appointment's at 3 15, so I show up at 310. Get in there, and the way Stanton Optical works is the people that sit in the front and sell the glasses and contacts, they run the four machines that you do before you see the doctor. Doctor. Right. So, you know, the machine where you put your forehead up there and you see the balloon out in the distance and it focuses. It gets it gets blurry, then it focuses, and boom, takes a picture of your eye or some shit. Blows air in there. Yep. Then the other one where it blows air in your eye.

SPEAKER_04 14:36

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Then there was another one that sh shined a really bright light and took a photo of like the inside of your eye.

SPEAKER_04 14:42

Right.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

So you do all those.

SPEAKER_04 14:43

Isn't there one where you gotta look at it and it has the numbers? And you gotta tell which one doesn't have a number. Or you gotta read the numbers inside the dots.

SPEAKER_03 14:51

Yeah, that's for colorblindness. You didn't have to do that with this place. Oh, damn. Um you'll never know. Never know. But I've done that test before. Um, so anyway, did that, and then it was my uh that gets sent off to the doctor. Doctor looks at it, and then they call you into the room. Right. So, at Stanton Optical, there's no doctor on site. You sit in your normal, it looks just like a regular eye doctor's office, right? Exam room, and you sit in the chair, and then the dude that sells glasses, the thing where you go number one or number two, where they change the lenses or whatever, right? They have one of those and they pull that over to your face. They say they tell you to sit comfortably, and then they put it over your face. And when it starts off, it's already got your prescription in there from what the machines read earlier. Right. And those so now you're now you're looking, you you know, you've taken your contacts or glasses off, whatever, and now you're just looking through this thing. All of a sudden, a TV about the size of Michael Scott's plasma.

SPEAKER_04 16:03

Right, little 13-inch.

SPEAKER_03 16:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:06

Right.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

Little 13-inch TV comes on, and there's a person in a white robe. And a white robe, which is at their crib. Yeah. Straight out the shower. And they're de I don't think these doctors are physically located in America.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

Right.

SPEAKER_03 16:33

Judging by not only the three doctors I've seen there with their heavy accents, right? And the accents that I can hear in the background of other doctors going number one or number two in their respective accents.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Right. Y'all choose what that is. Um For me it's Jamaican.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

Number one or number two. Is that Jamaican?

SPEAKER_04 17:01

For me it is. Jamakin's you happy.

SPEAKER_03 17:04

So um, anywho. I've got this doctor in front of me, and they say, hello. Did it scare you when it popped on?

SPEAKER_04 17:17

Did you know it was gonna pop on?

SPEAKER_03 17:19

I got the gist.

SPEAKER_04 17:20

Okay. That should have scared the fuck up. Where's the fucking doctor? Hello, Brian.

SPEAKER_03 17:24

They're like, oh shit, bitch. He was scared the f my dick was out and everything. So you you you confirm your name and date of birth, all that shit, so they make sure that they're treating the right patient. Right. Because they're not fucking there. And then they're like, okay, well, we're gonna play a real quick introductory video. And so it's a video that's like, hello, and welcome to Stanton Optical. Right now, you're being seen by caretakers from around the world. All you have to do is sit and answer the doctor's questions while they control uh whatever the they they name the thing that that switches the lenses. Right, Wally. Yeah, while while while they control Wally from where they are, please sit back, relax, and enjoy your appointment. And I was like, oh, alright. Been here, done this before. And so starts off the right eye. And my vision's really bad. Like, if I don't have my contacts or glasses in, I can't see the E. Right. You know? That's how mine is. Yeah. So we start off and we're really close with a right eye. It's short, sweet, simple to the point. Uh go a couple number one, number twos. I'm like, yep, I can read this line, blah, blah, blah. She's like, okay, cool. Now let's switch over to the left eye, and she switches over to the left eye. And she says, Which one's better? Number one or number two? Somehow, in whatever equation they were doing with setting up the machine, we were very far off with my left eye. I couldn't read the E. Damn. So she said, number one or number two? And I said, Neither. And she said, okay, what about number three or number four? Neither. So we keep going back and forth with this shit. Like number nine or number ten. Right. We keep going back and forth with this shit, and nothing's getting better. Everything is just blurry as fuck. Right. And I and I and I stop and I tell her, I was like, ma'am, look, we are very far off from my prescription right now. I said, I cannot read anything on the screen. And then she tells me, oh, well, we're not sitting here talking about what you can read or not. Which one is is less blurry than the other? I said, they're all flurry as fuck. Yeah, but which one's better? You couldn't tell. You couldn't, there was no difference at all. Right. They're all just fucking equally blurry. And so we keep going through it, and she's like, which one's better? Number one or number two? And I was like, neither. Okay, number three or number four. Neither. It's all blurry. And she's she started making me feel like I was the fucking problem and said, okay, just relax. Lean back, stare up at the ceiling, blink a couple times, and let's try again. And I was like, this isn't gonna do shit. Yeah, reset your eye. Yeah, reset your eye. You're the problem, reset your fucking eye. And so I fucking do that. I'm like, this is dumb. Look back in the machine. And she's like, okay, which one's better? Number one or number two? I was like, it's the fucking same. We are so far off. I was like, look, I was like, my prescription hasn't changed in the last few months since I've been here. I was like, I just I'm I'm just trying to purchase a different brand of contacts. I was like, I can tell you what my prescription is right now. Right. And she was basically like saying, I'm the doctor, you're the patient, let me do my job. And I was like, okay, cool, whatever. We're here. So we conclude the exam. I never got to see clearly out of my left eye, but she concludes the exam. And I sit in the waiting room for about 20 minutes. Twenty minutes later, the guy that sells glasses comes back to me and says, Hey, they want to do another exam. I said, Excuse me? Okay, we'll do another exam. Did they play the introductory video again? So again, I have to go through all the machines. That he does. What? Sends it off to the doctor. After that I wait about five minutes. Calls me into the room. The doctor pops up on the screen. Asks me my name and date of birth. Says, okay, welcome. I'm gonna play a short introductory video for you. I just saw this. Welcome to Stanton Optical. He's like, I got the one that you had. Right. Same exact outcome. Right eye, bing, bang, boom, done. Left eye. Number one or number two? So you're the problem. I'm not the fucking problem. If they would have just set the machine to my prescription, I would have been fine. But they weren't doing that. I don't know, dog. So two doctors. Yeah, two doctors. So uh after that, they concluded the exam and I sat in the waiting room for over an hour. Damn.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

Talk about wasting time.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

Wasting time. At this point, uh, we're already an hour in. Then I wait the other hour. Now we're over two hours.

SPEAKER_04 23:19

Right.

enied Prescription Then Real Doctor

SPEAKER_03 23:20

And the guy that sells glasses finally comes up to me and says, Hey, they're not gonna issue you a prescription. They want you to go see an in-person doctor.

SPEAKER_04 23:28

Right.

SPEAKER_03 23:29

So I was like, fantastic. I can't buy contacts. He's like, mm-mm. No. So here's the thing that fucked me up.

SPEAKER_04 23:39

You kept telling me that you were doing a virtual eye exam and I thought you was at the crib with the oculus on. Just fucking doing eye exams. And I was like, remember, I kept telling you, I was like, Winston, I don't think that that works like that. And you're like, dude, yes, I did a virtual one. And I was like, I don't think you could do an eye exam at home.

SPEAKER_03 23:58

But technically you can because I have seen it online where it's like you could do your eye exam at home, blah, blah, blah. You can do it with your phone. Right. I've sketched I've done one of those before, and I forget what the process was with it, like how it actually works, but I have done it before. You could probably do one with the Oculus though. Well, there's no camera to look at your eye. Right. But um so I ended up going to an in-person doctor. Right. And uh kind of glad I did. Because I might have some issues with my eyes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:34

Welcome to the club on that one.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

Well, I might have glaucoma. At least they can prescribe weed to you. Yeah, somebody else told me that today. Yeah, that's like a usual prescription is weed.

unknown 24:53

Yeah.

ye Pressure And Glaucoma Explained

SPEAKER_03 24:53

How does your job work with that? I don't know. Is it banned completely or is it like, hey, if it's medicinal, you can use it? Kind of like a prescription. No idea. Have not gotten that far yet. We're still in the beginning phases. Basically, where we're at right now is the pressure in my both of my eyes are too high. And basically the way it works is because I I asked him, I said, hey, does sleep apnea or high blood pressure have anything to do with this? And they said, no. Okay. So basically, your eye has its own ecosystem. Right. We'll call it an ecosystem. But fluid gets generated and pushed into the eyeball, but there's also a drain in the in the eyeball that's supposed to keep everything regulated. Right.

SPEAKER_04 25:37

Regulators.

SPEAKER_03 25:39

So there could be two things happening. Either my body is produ producing too much fluid to the eyes, or I'm not draining enough. So your eyes are wet, wet. So when your eye has high pressures, that pressure pushes on your optic nerve. Right. And with consistent pressure on that optic nerve, it can enlarge that optic nerve and cause damage, which is what causes the blindness.

SPEAKER_04 26:08

Bro, you talking about this shit makes my eye hurt right now.

SPEAKER_03 26:12

Yeah. My eyes like, hey, bro, I got so much pressure too. Right. And it's crazy because I did the eye pressure test at this fucking doctor.

SPEAKER_04 26:21

Right.

SPEAKER_03 26:22

At Stanton Optical, and they didn't tell me shit.

SPEAKER_04 26:24

Right.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

My pressures were good. They didn't even say anything about my pressures. But I went to a real but I went to a real physical eye doctor and they did a really great job. Damn, dog. It's almost like I said you should go to a regular eye doctor. Well, nobody had appointments, but this this place had an appointment pretty quick. I had a I had a I know you regret that shit now. Hey, don't ever go to like a physical doctor.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

Wait for the appointment. I hate for you to go in there and fucking goddamn got diarrhea or some shit. They're like, you're fine. Nothing's wrong with you.

SPEAKER_03 27:03

You're like, I'm shitting myself every day.

SPEAKER_04 27:05

Nah, you're fine.

SPEAKER_03 27:07

Yeah, I mean, I had to drive like 25 miles with this doctor, but you know. Worth it. Yeah. I mean, I got some really good contact in right now. Um rocking. Dude, I don't even remember the name, but it's something that's a newer brand. Really comfortable.

SPEAKER_04 27:23

Right.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

Um, but right now where we're at right now is we gotta get the pressures in my eyes down.

SPEAKER_04 27:31

Right.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

So the doctor was like, all right. Did you tell your brother about this yet? Which one? The one the one upper?

unknown 27:39

No.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

He's all I'm about to say. He's like, bro, what are you talking about, dog? I'm already blind. He's like, I got one eye. He's just holding the other one in his hand. I am Cyclops. But um apparently there's some eye drops that can somehow magically lower the pressure in your eye. And she was going over them and she's like, I don't want to give you this one because it'll turn your the color of your eyes from blue to brown. Shitty eyes. I can't give you this one because you have high blood pressure, but I'll give you this one. Alright, cool. So gonna do that for a month, see where my pressures are. Right. May have to get some lasers in my eyes to fix shit. Then you will be Cyclops. Right. What if they what if you keep them and you can like take your glasses off and fuck that'd be insane. That'd be pretty dope. But you have to go back and like get them regenerated. Slurpee would love that. Like cat toy. Right. Should be confused because there's two of them. Right. And they're burning the floor. Right, cover one up. Like, why is everything on fire? So yeah, that is That's where we've been at with uh the balls in my eyes. I still thought you was fucking wearing the Oculus in the crib and your underwear, just like one or two.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

That's why I kept saying, like, bro, just go to a regular doctor. That doesn't seem real.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

I didn't know you were going to an actual like office and then doing it. Dude, that makes more sense, actually. The first time I was there, I asked him, I said, hey, uh what the fuck was that? They're like, that's how a lot of places are starting to do it now. It's called hybrid. I said, I don't I don't like that. Right. They said, uh too bad. I said, are you guys like planning on getting like physical doctors in office anytime soon? And they told me last year, oh yeah, we're just a new branch, so they want to see how we do at this location before they contract some doctors to actually like show up here. And I said, weird. And then this last time I went, I was like, when are you all supposed to get those real doctors? They're like, we're not. They said we weren't good enough. Y'all get these guys. Yeah. You get fucking Raul. Dude, and it's crazy. Like, you can you can hear so many people in the background. They're literally at a call center.

SPEAKER_04 30:06

Right.

SPEAKER_03 30:06

They're at a call center. Because in the background, while you're like answering questions, you can hear other people going, number one, number two, number one, number two, like number one, number two.

SPEAKER_04 30:17

Hey bro, what if they would have uh be like, uh, Mr. Sesams, can you hold on for a second? And they're like, uh hey, Mr. Sesame, we've been actually trying to reach you about your credit card.

SPEAKER_03 30:30

And they're calling you from Stanton Optical, but it's actually like fucking MasterCard. We've been trying to reach you about your card's extended warranty. Hey, whatever happens to that, they don't call no more. I get texts, I get texts and emails every now and then about my shit about my lancer.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

Yeah?

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Yeah. Your lancer needs an extended warranty. Oh, I get I get mail. Snail mail. Oh, yeah, same. Yeah. They're like, you want to extend your warranty? I'm like, oh bro.

unknown 30:56

Yeah.

ilation Aftermath And Better Contacts

SPEAKER_03 30:56

I'm good. I'm geochy. Yeah. Oh man. Yeah, bro. So, yeah. I haven't been to the eye doctor in four years. Probably should go. Yeah, I'm going to this time. When I run out of contacts, I'm gonna go. You know, I've been ordering my shit from Canada. Yeah. Same shit. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I got a real twitchy eye now. I gotta talk to the doctor about that. Yeah. You just over there winking at everybody. Yeah, I got that pussy winking eye. Right, right, right, right, right. So, yeah. That is my eye doctor experience. The name of this episode is gonna be I Spy with my little eye.

SPEAKER_04 31:43

I spy with my brown eye. My asshole. Right. Oh man. I hate eye doctors, to be honest. Really? Yeah, man, because you know blindless run blindless blindless blindness runs in my family, so I always get a little scared about that.

SPEAKER_03 32:01

Yeah. Um, it doesn't run in my family, but apparently it might happen to me. So they also had to dilate me. Oof. That's what they do when you're pregnant. Right, yeah. How many centimeters? Bro, I don't know. In fact, I sent you a picture of my eyes. I was like, bro, I look like I'm fucking on drugs and shit.

SPEAKER_04 32:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

But I couldn't, I couldn't read my phone. I couldn't, I couldn't read text messages. Like when I was sitting there, my I got a text and my watch went off, and I looked at my watch and I went, oh, what the fuck? And she said, Oh yeah, you're not gonna be able to read shit for like three hours. Y'all, y'all made me blind. At that point, you just go home and go to sleep. Right, and what was crazy was like we were also testing out the vision with my new context after I'd been dilated. Insanity. You're like, yeah. Yeah, and I I still see nothing. Yeah, and I I sent her a message or I had told her that I can't read a certain thing, and she's like, okay, well, right now you're good enough. She's like, I she's like, whenever the dilation wears off, you'll be able to see fine. And she was actually right. Um my vision actually feels a lot better than even with the old Stanton script.

SPEAKER_04 33:27

Bro, you know uh Ollie watches uh YouTube a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He came across one of our episodes and he was like, why Winston look like sad Mario? And you don't look like Luigi. That's what we should have did. We should have made me look like Luigi.

SPEAKER_03 33:43

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:44

That'd have been funny.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

Smart guy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:47

Smart guy.

SPEAKER_03 33:49

Yeah, I like doing those uh the thumbnails. All the thumbnails I do personally. And I have a fun time doing those. Yeah, that's cool. A little creative. Did you see the one that I did for uh last episode? Yeah. See all of them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:04

Yeah, I'll pay attention.

SPEAKER_03 34:05

Try to anyways. Hell yeah, brother.

SPEAKER_04 34:07

Hell yeah, brother.

SPEAKER_03 34:09

Put a couple glizzies behind your head.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

Glizzies are funny. What if you would have done like a whole bunch of glizzies and like me and you sit on a couch?

SPEAKER_03 34:22

You ever seen that video? Or not the video, but the picture in the media. With the one girls in the middle of the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have been hilarious. Yeah, that would have been funny. Oh yeah. What else has been up? Um nothing much, man. Um I think we put a ribbon on why don't we what does he say? Why don't we tie a ribbon on this one? Who says that? Tony Henchcliffe. Your favorite man. Yeah, let's put a ribbon on that bitch. Either says ribbon or bow. Either way, play the outro, baby. Oh yeah. Got a quote. Umbody listens to us anyway, so that's the quote. Start listening. Yeah. Solve us. Yeah, we're so lovable. We're funny, yes. Yeah. Yeah. We're like, Yeah. I'm sorry. What? That was loud as fuck. I'm sorry, man. All right. All right, bro. All right, man.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

Well, we've been around sharing our minds, talking about nothing, and all we can find bright. They're keeping it for you. Just two put old bones with plenty of spill. It's just free. Okay, it's down the roof. They've got the bank. They've got the little bit of mistress. But no one gets off from the kitchen table to the open if they'll bring. Because they just don't it. They get to the last. Just don't stick. So you've got the plant. They've got the chunk. A little bit of mischief. But no one gets home. Because they just don't care. So you have to move the left.